All you can fuck buffet

When there are more than four different people who are going to have sex with you and you can only choose some.

After the party, it was like an all you can fuck buffet.

by TheSquigga March 29, 2015

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Can I get a witness

When u make a comment that incredibly raw as fuck u ask can I get a witness so u make sure someone heard

Shut yo humty dumpty looking ass tf up! Tyler can I get a witness?!

by Kittens mizfit May 4, 2018

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you can do better then that

If someone says that to you dump your boyfriend right away

You can do better then that guy

by G4gman November 17, 2017

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Can you x me

Can you x me is a question/phrase that can be used with pretty much any word in the world. The "x" can be any word or even symbols, emojis, and numbers. Even the x can be used.

A: Can you x me
B: Sure I can.

by TopText July 31, 2017

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you can come if you want

A phrase used by people who doesn’t want you to come with them, but also doesn’t want you to know that. Using this phrase is a perfect way to ensure that the person you’re talking to will not come.

“Are you doing anything tonight?”
“Yeah...I’m going to a party. You can come if you want.”

by Iwb April 24, 2020

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All You Can Eat Buffet

When a guy is with a girl and he get's the opportunity to suck & lick anywhere he wants too

Craig : It was rather boring at my place last night Maddie just wanted to talk and watch the Friends marathon on Nick @ Nite!
Jake : Sucks for you dude I went to Kiersten's and I got to enjoy an All You Can Eat Buffet!
Craig : Wow how do you meet girls like that?
Jake : Just show them you 16 inch cock and they get horny!
Craig : Mine is only 8 think I got a chance!
Jake : No Chance In Hell Dude! Better get used to girll talk & Friends!

by SlopNChop October 30, 2017

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