son of a bean dipped mother frito 

a phrase that is used to replace the phrase "son of a bitch mother fucker!"

Bob: Uhh, timmy, i accidentely ate ur fudgie brownie, sorry
Timmy: Son of a bean dipped mother frito!
Bob: Hey! That almost sounded dirty mister!

son of a bean dipped mother frito by Adam Carrizales June 30, 2008

smol bean 

stupid 9-11 year olds on roblox who play gacha and think their so adorable and lovable and kawaii just because they're an "emo" or "softie" they prob refer to themselves as 'mah' or 'meh' and use faces like :< :> uwu ;w; :P XD xp etc. they also probaly have tiktok and think that they're famous cus they have 60 followers (most are alt accounts or friends) they have a lot of online friends and spends a lot of money on robux. only childs. ANNOYING. yell 'baka' in random chats and are 'newbie weebs' . think they're so adorable. dont be friends with someone like this. instead, say 'GET OUT'.

"hope" is such a smol bean!

ikr shes kinda annoying ngl

her tiktok is like qt.softgrunge or something.. (NOT A REAL TIKTOK USERNAME)

ugh..

smol bean by blossombase October 14, 2020

purp bean

a popular saying in new zealand meaning, the fish n chip shop.

"hey, where's the purp bean at?"

"yea, me and the kids are going to get some purp bean"

"you work at purp bean?"

"there's only enough room for one purp bean in this town bro"

purp bean by Dan an October 20, 2013

Cow Bean 

1 - (n) A terrible gamer in terms of both skill and etiquette.

2 - (v) To be overtly and obliviously obnoxious to others around you.

"That guy completely ruined the raid last night, he was a total cow bean."

"Hey man, quit cow beaning, we don't need to hear you eat those doritos."

Cow Bean by MadMardigan November 12, 2014

michael bean

A micheal bean is a guy who is always hanging around and often wears funny hats. No one knows how he makes a living. He has lots of interesting ideas.

The patio is busy this morning, lots of michael beans hanging out here today...

michael bean by alwaysatoad March 3, 2017

green bean faggot 

A alpha male that bitches out and becomes a punk around other aloha men that don’t bitch out

Stop being a green bean faggot

green bean faggot by Savannah Blackwell April 22, 2018

aiden bean 

Autism

"Yo, that guy is acting like a right Aiden Bean, we should bust a cap in his fat ass!"

aiden bean by Thong Hardy January 20, 2018