All Your Base 

one of the funniest parodies I've ever heard. inspired by the really crappily translated theme song from gundam wing, this has turned out to be one of the most widely known parodies on the web, all your base, is gamer speak, (or gamer sp33k if you will) for "I have beaten you" and is an abreviation for "all your base are belong to us" is sung to a dronish voice that sounds like what may be an early version of an android.

captain: what happen?
operator: main screen turn on.
cats: how are you gentlemen? Captain: What happen?
Operator: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What!
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's You!!
Cats: How are you gentlemen!!
All your base are belong to us.
You are on the way to destruction.
captain: what you say?!
cats: you have no cahnce to survive, make your time... ha ha ha...!!!

All Your Base by jimmy smith April 9, 2005

fourth base 

After 3ed base is when you add animals in your sexual activity.

"Jan and John throw butter and smokey in there titty fucking asshole pleasures when they got to fourth bases."

fourth base by dickinyourmouth January 22, 2009

elevated stair based walkway 

A walkway that changes the users elevation and or altitude using a system of "stairs" (a term that should be used loosely). Also these are NOT i repeat NOT stairs.

Ben used the elevated stair based walkway to get to the second floor of the school.

elevated stair based walkway by Thatoneguyisback November 17, 2010

modern baseball 

when two guys are doing the same girl, and clap their balls together

"dude, me and my brother played modern baseball with this freaky chick last night"

modern baseball by freakofthenation24 January 12, 2016

Base Punch 

The act of punch someone directly at the base of their penis. Unlike getting hit square in the balls or the unfortunate hit to just the head, a base punch ensures both instant and prolonged discomfort.

"Whenever I see Andrew's face, I can't help but consider giving him a good base punch."

Base Punch by Bill Braschke November 16, 2015

baseball banger 

A girl that only fucks/hooks up with baseball players

Abby is such a baseball banger because she only fucks baseball players.

baseball banger by Laxtitutepuckslutbasketbabe December 9, 2016

Barseg 

Barseg means an amazing man. He is big and strong, yet kind and gentle. A barseg is sweet, romantic, generous, selfless, and very handsome. He always puts others before himself. He is great at helping people, especially with physically tasking projects. He loves his family, and he pairs excellently with a Mary circa 1989. A barseg is the best kind of man, because he is one of a kind and truly the type of good man everyone wants to know. Barseg is well loved, appreciated, and cared for by everyone he touches. He is a hard worker, great lover, and oh-so-good with his hands ;)

A barseg is meant to be permanently paired with a mary.

Barseg by Marebear13 February 19, 2018