Band

A place in middle and high school where cults are formed, friendships (and instruments) made and broken, and the source of the band director's greatest pride (but also their least favorite place in the world).

Band kid: hey, I'm going to the band room during lunch. Wanna join?
Non-band kid: sure

*enters band room*

Band room:
Non-band kid:
Non-band kid: *passes out*
Band kid: *shrugs and joins the percussionists sacrificing a clarinet*

by toastyum May 2, 2023

With The Band.

A discrete way to identify somebody as a homosexual.

Becky: Gosh I have such a crush on Alfie.
Tina: It’s never going to happen.
Becky: Why?
Tina: He’s with the band.
Becky: oh.

by Atwyipiee April 11, 2024

habersham central band of blue

A band formerly directed by Ryan dukes and the pride of Habersham when the football team suck the band plays like a fucking DCI corps and over accomplishments over every band they play agianst

jhon:damn that habersham central band of blue is loud af

rocky:stfu i played for them before i graduated

by rockoxnach January 17, 2023

The Greg Smeg Clegg Band

The Greg Smeg Clegg Band. Their most popular song should be Cleggus Walrus. It is the most amazing song In the world.

I really like The Greg Smeg Clegg Band!!

by GregSmegCleggNo.1Fan November 29, 2024

The Best Band Ever

weezer

Person 1: “Weezer The Best Band Ever”
Person 2: “True!”

by weezyweez November 25, 2022

Band

Home, the best place ever, where your family is, etc. Band is where you can truly be you, and get to know your new found family. All the best instruments play in band, such as alto saxophones, trumpets, and percussion. Band trips and concerts are the best fun you’ll ever have. If you are thinking of joining band, do it! It’s very addictive and super fun. You’ll learn how to cooperate, work hard, practice, and work together with your peers! Alto saxophone is the ultimate instrument and you should definitely start playing it.

Person: Are you in Band?
Band Kid: yes, and it’s my home.

by Chaotic Saxophone Player May 26, 2024

Boss Band

Those really gay hippie bands people wear across their foreheads.

often it's really a hairband around their heads...

tell tale clues of these tools? the red marks around their heads that remain after removal.

Yo what's that hair thing doing around Christie's head?

- Oh, that? It's a Boss Band.

by themadster May 19, 2010