Texas two step

When two people are approaching in opposite directions, intending to pass each other. When close, both people choose the same side to pass each other on and are forced to stop. A second step to the other side follows, and upon realizing each of their fatal flaw they exchange an embarrassing look and proceed on their way.

Dude, every time I’m trying to walk past someone we end up Texas Two Stepping

by Two Step Tutorials October 20, 2018

Texas Ski Lift

When your wife punishes you by lifting your dick up from behind you

Last night, my husband came home late, so I gave him a Texas Ski Lift

by Waterboy10 September 20, 2012

Texas Toe-Touch

When you bend over and touch your toes and while you are bent over, someone enters your backdoor.

The other night, Selena was being a real flirty girl and asked me to give her the ol' Texas Toe-Touch.

by akaRakxm July 08, 2023

Texas Pipe Cleanin'

When you blow into an old woman's vagina and dust comes out.

Ian gave Tammy a good ole' texas pipe cleanin'

by Indian Alladin January 02, 2022

Ben Wheeler, Texas

Good ole country town deep in the heart of East Texas filled with Rednecks and Dip cans.

I heard ole Jimbo passed out at the buckout in Ben Wheeler, Texas.

by Bucknasty03 November 07, 2018

texas longhorn prankster

A game made up by FH5 while he had cherry desert

Jake do you play Texas longhorn Prankster

by YungGravey November 19, 2018

texas south paw

When you Ejaculate and shit at the same time

Jerome loved the Wonder Woman movie so much he Texas south pawed in the regal bathroom as soon as the movie was over.

by Deputydog July 22, 2017