texas chain link

A Texas chain link is a line of men, standing naked in a field or gathered anywhere else, side by side, masturbating the man next to him and so on down the line.

I couldn't believe my eyes this morning when I saw a texas chain link outside of the local church.

by Shockaboose July 15, 2017

Texas Sharkshooter Fallacy

Employing the Texas Sharpshooter Fallacy in an attempt to make a point unrelated to the topic at hand.

Bro, I win, I totally shot that shark.
Dude, we're hunting rabbits, where the fuck did you find a shark? You have just attempted to use the Texas Sharkshooter Fallacy.

by Treatmonkey June 11, 2020

texas 10-4

Common trucker term used to confirm agreement

"sounds good " "definitely"

Jim:be at the truck stop in ten
Rick:that's a Texas 10-4

by Ck94 February 6, 2017

Texas 3 way

When people engage in a threesome and one wears a cowboy hat, one of them wears cowboy boots and the 3rd one is riding a pony.

Joe - Dude we got wasted last night and 1 had a Texas 3 way with Brandy and Linds
Steve - giddeyup cowboy!

by Elegantredneck April 24, 2019

Texas River Mouth

A fictional disease characterized by open-mouth sores, brown nasal discharge, and uncontrollable salivation. Commonly spread through toilet seats, handling praying mantises, and the consumption of kale.

You look tired. Have you been tested for Texas River Mouth?

by The River Walker October 8, 2020

texas longhorn prankster

A game made up by FH5 while he had cherry desert

Jake do you play Texas longhorn Prankster

by YungGravey November 19, 2018

Texas Police Officer

A sex act where you take off your clothes and then sit in bed checking your phone for an hour and a half, and then eventually some other dude walks in and does the job for you.

Man, I couldn't be bothered having sex last night, so I did the Texas police officer

by Kerrangutan May 29, 2022