Person: Jonah died yesterday playing in the parking lot.
Person 2: was there wifi?
Person: yes?
Person 2: must have been Pokémon Go!
Person 2: was there wifi?
Person: yes?
Person 2: must have been Pokémon Go!
by Raya Mcelreath December 24, 2016
by yeeetofyyettt205 September 22, 2020
John says: "It's the big exam tomorrow, I can't come out, I gotta revise."
Jack says: "Pfft, stuff that, I'm going in Live mofo."
Jack says: "Pfft, stuff that, I'm going in Live mofo."
by WarnboroughKids March 19, 2009
by Burke Ave May 17, 2009
To “go Monty” on someone means to quickly lower someone to the ground, grab that person’s head and shove your dick into their mouth. This refers to a specific scene in the show ‘13 reasons why’ (season 3 episode 5). Typically used as a threat.
by Wilson party September 21, 2019
He's going skitz at them!
by King Buss March 10, 2016
"I heard Johann and Motts Apple Sauce went to Tahiti."
"Yeah, I hope Jack knows he's never going to Tahiti."
"I need to go to Tahiti."
"Yeah, I hope Jack knows he's never going to Tahiti."
"I need to go to Tahiti."
by johnnyboy, December 11, 2014