tit pirate

a person who sails the concrete oceans in search of booty and boobies.

a sneaky grab of the breast.

man grabs boob. her reply "You fucking tit pirate!"

by Captain G. Rab InStabbin April 14, 2014

River Tits

When a girl take her breasts and caresses it up and down your body until you splooge.

I hope I get lucky with that hot chick tonight and she river tits the fuck outta me. Absolute double-D heaven.

by ShitLesSays September 12, 2016

tit to pit

When you and another person are squished together so that your boob is against their armpit, or vice versa. Typically used when standing in a crowded place, like the student section at a football game.

Can you scoot over? Nat and I are tit to pit over here!

by Sadhuh October 7, 2017

Noodle Tits

Tits that have long nipples

" I pulled down her shirt and she had noodle tits"

by XXXSuckMyFuckXXX April 2, 2016

The dogs tits

Means something is brilliant or amazing.

That's the dogs tits that

by Truecrimefan200 March 3, 2022

tit list

A “hit list” of tits you wanna see.

Bro1: “Bro she has much boobs.”

Bro2: “Oh yea, definitely on my tit list.”

by PunnyHumor March 21, 2019

onion tits

when you jizz your pants after putting dip on a girls boobs to get to first base

Jason had an onion tits moment

by onion1 October 12, 2019