Keeping You Big As Hell

Initially popularized by YouTuber Cory Armstrong Fitness, the phrase refers to something, most commonly a food or activity, that causes weight gain or the inability to lose weight.

Mark: Why can't I lose weight?

Jimmy: 'Cause Fortnite is keeping you big as hell.

by Orbiting_Outsiders January 23, 2024

Now you know how *blank* feels

No. I don't. I don't know how Noah feels because I didn't fuck Kendra, my bills aren't being paid for me, my blood is devoid of attention medication and I didn't get molested. I don't know how women feel because you're not doing this to the feminists who have said the exactly same things I've said. I don't know how a rape victim feels because men are imprisoned over an accusation and I've watched every single person who has allowed me to succeed get slammed by a false accusation. And I don't know how a woman feels because you're not defending my choices regardless of whether or not I'm CORRECT.

A retard "Now you know how *blank* feels."

Hym "No. I don't. But I DO know how GOD feels. It seems like reality is contingent upon everything I say, it's like I'm A GOD now! FIRST DECREE! SMITE THE PETERSON SPHERE! BRING ME THEIR DAUGHTERS FOR RE-BREEDING!"

by Hym Iam March 28, 2024

You with a bird

Insinuating that someone must be preoccupied with something busy due to not replying or slow replying via text or email. They have also appeared to go MIA.

John had gone missing for a lengthy amount of time, so Nick messaged him to ask, “you with a bird?”.

by Ryan astle January 15, 2021

i'll beat the shit out of you

1. Someone will try to severely hurt you.
2. Some men say this to a woman, before doing her.

1. You better shut up or I'll beat the shit out of you.
2. Girl, take off your pants, I'll beat the shit out of you.

by vizzreal December 18, 2016

Thank You Sandwich

When you send a formal thank you email, receive a response, then feel obligated to say something (especially “thanks again”) one last time.

Dude, do I need to respond to this email or avoid making a thank you sandwich?

by shethoughts January 15, 2021

Do you watch Kerwhizz?

Similar to "do you listen to girl in red?", this question is a code question that a few people ask whether they are HBTQ or not. Kerwhizz itself, is seen as a gay show by people like ThatOneGensixer.

Hiko: Hej Hako, do you watch Kerwhizz?
Hako: Yeah, I'm 100% queer.
Hiko: Cool.

by MissSaikou February 17, 2021

Why didn't you go with him?

When you don't realize a person is dead and you suffer a severe case of foot-in-mouth disease.

Earl: "I'm such an idiot. I saw our neighbor Mrs. Lundgren at the store today, so I asked her how her husband was doing. I didn't know he was dead. She said 'he's gone' and I thought he was on a trip. So I asked, 'Why didn't you go with him?'"

Opal (horrified): EARL!!!

~ "Pickles" by Brian Crane

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 8, 2022