Dick

The definition of you

Dick is you

by The Scorpion March 26, 2020

vacation dick

An above averaged sized penis that someone receives once a year. A rare occasion leading to euphoric feeling.

That dude I hooked up with last night, holy shit. Vacation dick.

Sometimes I just need a vacation dick.

by vacationdickparty June 16, 2016

dick

A male's sexual reproductive system

A nickname guys give each to be rude

"HEY DICK" Mikey exclaimed

by Buttspie January 25, 2018

dick up the ass

when its such a good time it makes you feel like you're having an orgasm

john:dam it feels like a dick up the ass
james: so true bestie

by cheemsit May 15, 2021

dick turtle

When it's cold outside and your dick becomes very small, like a turtle retracting its head when there's danger outside.
Used as a verb

"Damn! When I took a plunge in that pool and came out, my dick turtled on me and scared the shit outta me!"
"Thank god there were no women to witness it!"

by F-Bomb Thiru July 1, 2017

Dick Swimmer

A person who is capable of deepthroating or getting mouth fucked by a penis for longer periods.

Ken:"John Mcfucker can mouth fuck Clitty Assborne for like 30 mins."

Greg:"Yeah, Assborne is a very good dick swimmer. That should be put in a Guinness Book or something."

by Marc Mcfucker January 30, 2022

Dick Chenney

Accidentally blowing you load in your partners face.

My girl was blowing me and came up for breath and I gave her the ole Dick Chenney

by baconboi416 April 13, 2023