Dick Cloud

When one has reached an age in life that his pubic hairs are white and once the penis is exposed it appears to be floating on a cloud.

Did you see that old mans dick ? It looked like a dick cloud.

by CoffeeOnTheRocksStirredByPenis July 17, 2018

jello dick

pretty obvious- a soft , mushy ,pathetic minuscule penis.usually presents itself at the most inopportune moment, during sex

aww its ok jello dick. there are some fuck pills in the drawer. see you in an hour

by burbman1969 April 13, 2021

Micro-dick

A dick that is so small one would need a microscope to view it.

He had such a micro-dick I couldn’t even feel it in me.

by Ballhumper August 14, 2023

dick

a mans penis

''damn ur dick is big john''
''thanks bae keep suckin''

by laoaaoalas October 17, 2023

Dick Wick

When you masturbate my pulling your dick up standing up and letting it go up and down for several seconds

I heard jeff the virgin likes to do the dick wick, that is just said, I hope he gets laid before high school ends...

by Whatthefuckamidoing2 December 18, 2018

Dick-sa

Like how Jewish women say I'm a happy shiksa... Jewish gentleman would say I'm a happy dick-sa

I'm a happy dick-sa!

by toapy.n.friends November 11, 2022

Basic dick

The male equivalent of a basic bitch

Oh my God Lana he is such a basic dick.

by Donaven July 3, 2021