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Like flies on shit

When something or someone is very attractive, they attract a lot of people. Like flies are attracted to shit.
Person 1: “Did you see how fine our new coworker is?”
Person 2: “Yeah. People all over her already like flies on shit.”
by ShananayLopez January 3, 2022
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shit fifty

The amount an employee gets paid at a crappy minimum wage job.
She despised her new job, mainly because it paid shit fifty an hour.
by Quin C. D. February 20, 2021
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Piece of Shit

That piece of shit does not deserve the office of the Presidency.
by Peace of shit writer December 23, 2020
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Stucco Shit

Stucco shit is the act of shitting so hard that you stucco the shit to the back of the bowl
Man I just stucco shit and couldn’t get it off
by Flashattacahoes November 15, 2025
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Dog Shit

A common unpleasant surprise one can find on their shoe after going on a walk in the park. Also it sticks nicely to your shoe and will enter every crevice of the bottom of your shoe as to make it nearly impossible to completely get rid of, so a tiny bit will be on your shoe permanently.
Sometimes after you return from a walk in the park, you're treated to dog shit on the bottom of your shoe that you have to scrape off bit by bit because nothing else will work.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx December 18, 2020
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Walk up a shit

The act of taking a walk in order to speed up a shit that's been building, as opposed to sitting and waiting longer for it to happen.
Person 1: Hey, have you seen Bob? He wasn't at his desk.

Person 2: He said he had to go walk up a shit.
by Anthony Melvin August 31, 2022
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shit

Shit is used as an cuss word but also it can mean poop.
EWW you’re shit smells like meldo bro wtf
by 💉🐁🩸ratblood February 28, 2022
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