shit and step

(Verb) When one takes a shit then just leaves the toilet without wiping...

How is there no paper in the toilet., but there is a mound of shit? Oh, I guess Katie just did a shit and step...

by Tdime March 2, 2018

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Get the shit and stepmug.

gotta shit

When you have no choice but to let you're uncontrolled stool escape you're bowels.

At any cost.

Maddawg "Fuck, I gotta shit"
Nancy the clean"but my clean floors..."
Maddawg "stomps in his steel caps"

by Cherryheals4u November 2, 2020

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Get the gotta shitmug.

Shit officials

Ross Rene Imk Alice Jelle Manjep

Omg these are some shit officials! Wait, why isnt Ekstra on it?
Wait Ekstra is an official? LMAO!

by suwucripkilla420 August 31, 2020

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Get the Shit officialsmug.

Shit

A form of poo

There was shit in the toilet and it hurt my nose

by YOLOBRO925 January 31, 2016

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Shit Ton

An exorbitant amount of something.

There are a shit ton of definitions for this word.

by Skeer October 25, 2012

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Get the Shit Tonmug.

Literally to consume ones own excretions - a byproduct of their biological existence - in a manner akin and even more vile than cannabalism - and then promptly cease to exist; it is not simply because they have eaten the shit that they die but because in the grand scheme of things they are eternally damned and will simply perish by the will of the universe, presumably.

Although the Russian insults to call someone the pus from the zit on the ass of a diseased camel is quite poetic and rich, the English phrase "eat shit and die" is in the Anglo tradition a more perfunctory and utilitarian insult which is at the same time existentially profound and shockingly curt.

by Balfi December 11, 2019

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