Shit

The giant brown thing sitting in your pants right now

"bro, I just took a shit"
"pretty cool dude, can I eat it?"

by Lo-Sir May 3, 2023

HELP IM SHITTING (random object/thing)

used by people on tiktok as a reaction to a mildly funny tiktok that apon reading will instatly make the video unfunny.

"BRO HELP IM SHITTING (random object/thing)"
"i can guarentee you typed this with a straight face shut up"

by englishgenius January 14, 2024

blend that shit

To proceed or be carried out without hesitation.

"Yo, dawg, they're all out of ketchup. Do you want mustard on your hotdog instead?"

"Yeah, foo, blend that shit!"

by sodafish July 4, 2014

Holy Shit.

Normally grace and order are used to create something Holy and connected to the divine. When chaos and brutality are used, but there is no less absolute value to the connection to the divine, people shout "Holy Shit!"

That daredevil is going to jump 22 stairs on a scooter; Holy Shit. she landed it!

by Arbitron February 13, 2021

Shit

Something Amber Hurd does on Johnny Depp's bed.

Johnny- Amber did you just take a shit on my bed?
Amber- It was the dog

by Mandaa July 6, 2022

Shirt off shit

When you take a shit and it becomes so intense that you have to remove your shirt for air.

Okay I’m back guys I just had to take the most agonizing shirt off shit ever. That toilet is finished.

by Doshiku August 1, 2025

Regular pool shit

When someone fingers you in the pool.

What happened last night? You know, just some regular pool shit. You’re very tight, btw.

by Mander$ November 30, 2019