Bend over and touch your toes i'll show you where my monster goes

this is when someone want to get freaky with you gay or not you better get ready.

"Bend over and touch your toes i'll show you where my MONSTER goes.."
"no?"
"too late."

by doihijvkbnjkbdjkBFJ February 26, 2025

put your helmet on

a saying for retarded people

“Put your helmet on retard!”

by ChubsOrdinary February 26, 2025

smoke your slime

Killing your homie (slime) for any particular reason

Example of smoke your slime:

Hood thug 1: I'm going to smoke my slime, he fucked my sister!

Hood thug 2: put 5 in his skull

by Yaitzjacob15 February 26, 2025

Smoking your slime

Killing your homie for any particular reason

Smoking your slime example:

Hood thug 1: I'm going to smoke my slime, he fucked my sister!

Hood thug 2: Put 5 in his skull

by Yaitzjacob15 February 26, 2025

Peeling your grapes

Peeling Your Grapes
A playful way of saying “I’m just kidding” or “I’m messing with you.” Used when joking around or trying to lighten the mood after a sarcastic or teasing comment.

Alex: “Dude, I just sold your car for five bucks.”
Jordan: “WHAT?!”
Alex: “Relax, I’m peeling your grapes!”

by MrWalkEmDownNEatUpOnTheyTaint February 26, 2025

National slime your homie day

February 26th: national slime your homie day

A day to slime (shoot) your homies

Yo bro it’s national slime your homie day. *pulls out gun*

by BandannaDee338 February 26, 2025

Woosahly yours,

A warm closing used in letters and emails to remind or exhort the reader to take deep breaths when stressed; to emphasize your wishes to share your feelings of calm or relief in the midst of chaos.

The Woosah Wednesday email, a spinoff of Wellness Wednesday email, reminds colleagues and friends to take necessary Woosah moments throughout the day. The signature block of the email is Woosahly yours,

by Big Less 64 February 26, 2025