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National Kiss Your GF Day

A day to kiss your gf. Pretty self explanatory.
Yo I'm gonna kiss you cuz it's National Kiss Your GF Day
by Fnfslaysfrfr May 23, 2025
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National Your Past Self Day

On January Second is the National Your Past Self Day, it is simple, you just be your past self! (if you remember your past self.)
"Today is National Your Past Self Day!"
by JustMoonlight. July 18, 2023
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Ants in your milk

Sharlene sneezes multiple times in a row her man must be cheating. Ants in your milk
by You_suckass January 18, 2024
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Your mom

Jeff: who is that fat chick over there

Me: your mom
by Person your looking at June 1, 2018
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get your nuts up

Alright mate? Did you see that bird last night?”

“Yeah it was great! She was well up for it!”

“Fairplay mate. Did you get your nuts up?”

“Damn straight I did! She was gagging for it man!”
by Misschilli76 January 2, 2023
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Get a _____ cup for your _____ _____

Get a Get a _____ cup for your _____ _____ for your mom Joanna
by random_boiz October 1, 2020
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i need your holes asap

Someone who would like to rail you that instant
Boy-Wanna fuck

Girl-sure
Boy-I need your holes asap
by Avl November 27, 2021
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