the turtle 

The turtle is a sexual maneuver, described more by circumstances than by some actual physical procedure. Performing the turtle on a prepubescent child is called so because you get there before the hare (hair) did.

Jesus Quintana went to jail for performing the turtle. But nobody fucks with the Jesus!

the turtle by UCLAcrewDude November 23, 2004

awkward turtle 

Interestingly, this is the real British Sign Language sign for turtle.

*awkward turtle*
ASL user: Platypus?
BSL user: Turtle?

awkward turtle by Honey L June 3, 2011

scared turtle 

When a turd just pokes its head out but then gets sucked right back in a seeming vortex because of the speed with which it moves.

I tried to take a dump after lunch today but all I got was a scared turtle. Now I'm constipated.

scared turtle by wipe my butt March 18, 2005

Pink Turtle Reversal 

Created by a tattoo artist, this sexual act requires the woman to lie on her back. the man then steps ove her placing one leg between her legs and one by her body.
The man then grabs the woman's ankles, pulling them up to hip level (spreading the woman's legs and placing her vagina directly under his ass).
The man then proceeds to have a bowel movement. then, without pinching the turd off (ya need alot of fiber in your diet to make this work apparently), he begins to screw the woman with said fecal matter....

(Thank you dude for ruining dinner for EVERYONE the night you made this up)

He said when he got her home, he threw her down and pulled a Pink Turtle Reversal on that ass. Last I heard she was at the clinic... something about a urinary tract infection. I dunno.

Pink Turtle Reversal by Soulshadow October 17, 2009

Chode troll mattress turtle 

A short troll-figure like female who lays on thy back so much she might as well strap a matress to that back like a turtle wears a shell.

Her figure must be a combination of a chode ie/ short and fat. Or that of the old troll dall that has the cheese wheel thighs

chode troll mattress turtle.
compound word.

AKA/ chode oger

dude all your sister does sprawl out on her back and get fuked all day.it discusting

short fat troll
she is a matress turtle, cause she wears her mattress like a shell.

Chode troll mattress turtle by dickvanchecker January 5, 2010

Gomer the Butt Turtle 

just another name to call someone who is being a complete asshole

Eat my ass Gomer the butt turtle!!

Gomer the Butt Turtle by Smallchange266 May 25, 2010

i am a turtle 

You say this when you fell like a turtle

Person 1:hey want to do some thing

Person 2: no

Person 1:why

Person 2: i am a turtle

i am a turtle by Starchaserthesylveon April 19, 2018