kitchen shark

A cat (usually), dog, or other pets that circles or figure-8s one's legs as you prepare their meal in the kitchen.

I'm trying to get the cat's dinner, but there's a kitchen shark circling me.

by Wolfy PDX November 04, 2021

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Gay White Shark

This is a sub-type of male homosexual who is large, very pale, shaved, loves to bite, and enjoys sexual water sports.

Wyatt: "Hey, I heard that you've landed yourself the big one Stuart! You lucky bitch!"
Stuart: "Why yes I did! We are incredible together! You've got to get yourself out there in the seas of sleaze so that you can get away from the bears and twinks and onto your own Gay White Shark."
Wyatt: "One day I will, Stuart. I'm not a vanishing horizon you know."

by von groovy June 21, 2024

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shark couple goals

When a couple mimics the behavior of sharks with each other. Examples can be at the end of a long day when they are sleepy and play the sleep shark. Where when they want to surprise someone and play the surprise shark.

Look at them, that's shark couple goals

by surprise shark October 19, 2024

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shark couple goals

When a couple mimics the behavior of sharks with each other. For example, at the end of a long day when they are sleepy and play the sleepy shark. Or when they want to surprise the other one, and play the surprise shark.

Look at them, shark couple goals

by surprise shark October 19, 2024

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Skate Shark

When A more experienced roller skater deliberately engages with or takes advantage of newer skaters with the intention of having sexual relations with them.

Typically done before the newer skater is aware of the culture or the reputation of the more experienced individual.

“He’s giving her lessons again and she just started skating a week ago. Y’all know he’s a skate shark right?”

by Sk8MasterOG May 01, 2025

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