Hooking the Clam

Hooking the clam is a coming of age sex gamepracticed in the working men's clubs of South Yorkshire, it involves around eight 'sturdy young men' and a couple of chubby barmaids, one of the barmaids strips off and is strapped speadeagle to the 'clam table' and is liberally coated from foot to chin in beef lard. The young men strip off and form an orderly queue in front of the second barmaid who is seated and begins to fellate the first in line to the brink of orgasm, he must then fully erect perform a belly slide along the greasy barmaid and attempt to 'hook the clam' by positioning his member inside the barmaids clam and ejaculating on call. A points system is applied to other places of ejaculation, the ankles one point, the knees or thighs two points and to hook the clam five points, if he should overshoot and hit the stomach or breasts foul is called. The winner is paraded around the local village and must take the barmaid on a paid night out.

Albert: "It's clam hooking time at the club tonight Jim"
Jim: "Aye if I was a betting man I'd say our young Mick is going to be hooking the clam"

by IntoxicaSean April 10, 2020

Clam's Pearl

The sexual act of placing a testacle into a vagina, preferably when the penis is flacid.

My ball is cold, can I make a clam's pearl?

by Shaloami August 26, 2008

clam clutch

1. (slang, derogatory) a gathering with many more women than men

2. the female equivalent to a sausage party

Surprisingly, it was quite a clam clutch at the gay bar.

by Koi_Boi April 14, 2018

soggy clam

Another word for pussy.

Man I really shucked that girls soggy clam! *wink* *wink*

by TheThrustmaster December 14, 2017

clam burp

Farts that come from the snatch. Often occurs during a forward thrust of the meat sickle. Many times odorless but can take on a foul stench if coming from an already pungent hole.

I was boning Sara last night and she let out a nasty clam burp.

by Wcmst4 May 09, 2018

holy clam chowder

When you get a facial by a holy figure

yesterday at the church the pope gave me a holy clam chowder
damn dude thats sick as fuck

by animetiddies.com January 02, 2018

Covid Clam

After a 7 day covid isolation period of furious solo masturbation, the Covid Clam emerges from confinement wafting its pungent odor from beneath the confinement of her sweatpants.

"Omg, did you smell Kerry today, she smells like she just came out of isolation today, what a Covid Clam".
"Oh you bitch, you're such a covid clam".

by TheSmellyclam May 13, 2022