extramarital text

Flirtatious or seductive phone texting or email to a person other than one's significant other.

Dude, my baby's lost interest in me. She's on that phone all the time. I think she's having extramarital text.

Yeah, Bro, I just got a booty text from her!

by weteachourselves August 14, 2011

one-text bitch

When you are mad enough at someone but only enough to confront them for the time period of one text message.

Mark: whats up

Jenna: nothin but that sucked that you forgot my birthday yesterday

Mark: i'm sorry, i really forgot! i'll make it up to you

Jenna: it's no problem, i just had to be a one-text bitch. we're cool now :)

by mbs805 October 26, 2010

texting trance

A strange phenomena in which a person who is currently sending or reading a text is completely oblivious to the outside world and will not respond to verbal or physical stimuli made in their general direction. Will often evoke anger in people who are trying to talk to the texter.

Trudy: Someone just texted me...
Mark: Who was it Trudy?
Trudy: ......
Mark: Hey dickwad answer me *full hand slap in the face*
Trudy: ......
Cecilia: He won't answer you Mark, he's in a texting trance
Mark: I hate that cunt ass nigger bullshit

by Bigry5959 November 15, 2010

Texting Sherpa

A person who helps guide you so you don't bump into anything or anyone while you look down and text.

Hey, I need to get back to Scott. Do you mind being my texting sherpa as we head to the car?

by greenolive November 19, 2010

multi-text story

story involving multiple texts to tell.

girl one: tell me your dumb ass story.
girl two: are you sure its definitely a multi-text story?
girl one: yea bitch.

by pom toast May 11, 2010

E-Texting

Emailing back and forth as if you were actually cool enough to have a phone and text!

Angelina: im e-texting Brad
Sarah: woo hoo your so cool

by E-Texting hater (get a phone!) May 11, 2010

text-exed

v., past tense, to have been dumped by your significant other via a text message. Also, text-exing, text-exer.

I got text-exed last night. My girlfriend found that stripper's phone number in my jeans and sent me a text that we were done...

by pm1960 May 26, 2010