Hot Joe

A complete and utter stranger with whom you have an obsessive crush on and intense attraction to. In most cases, the Hot Joe does not pay the crusher any attention whatsoever.

I found a Hot Joe in the library, he's a law student and I stalk him relentlessly to this day.

by Humbled Bitch October 23, 2013

inside hot

Refers to a girl that appears attractive inside a building, particularly in dimmed lighting, but when viewed outside in the sunlight reveals a blemished face, cleverly hidden by thick makeup, that is less noticeable without the natural light. Subsequently, she is deducted a couple points on the one to ten hottness scale.

Mike: Hey Bill did you ever hook up with that chick from your Spanish class?
Bill: No man, the class went for a picnic a couple days ago, and she is definitely just inside hot.
Mike: So what? You don't have to fuck her on the patio do you?
Bill: God bless light switches

by Kim4321 March 4, 2010

Hot Rotch

Post sex pussy smells. Smells will vary. If it smelt rotten in the first place, sexual activity will only intensify a rotten crotch. Use of lubes, gels and creams often create a medicinal stank. Use of an umbrella aka condem creates a sweaty, rubbery, latex odor.

I left Rachel quivering in a pool of squirt and semen but with one rank hot rotch. Bish need a shower.

by Eaton Holgoode November 20, 2018

Hot Rub

When your girl is giving you a hand job, but doesn’t use any lube, lotion or spit.

Damn, she didn’t lube up my dick it was such a shitty hot rub
I heard she gives a mean hot rub

by Bookas November 24, 2019

oddity hotness

When a person is attractive despite having some odd features that would not conform with general beauty standards.

I don't know what it is about that girl but she has a certain level of oddity hotness, I don't really know why I find her attractive but I do.

by JimmyBobbett May 26, 2017

hot den

When one creates a den under the duvet covers and surprises all the occupants with an almighty hot fart.

Jane and I were fully under the duvet covers when my hot wet fart caught her unknowingly in my hot den.

by SBdumscot October 3, 2020

Hot Wyoming

When a couple is doin it the male finishes on the recipiants face then the finisher licks it off of the person who recived the facial.

Dude me and my girlfriend tried a hot Wyoming last night and today her face looks better and I feel better after that protien shot.

by Die-a-big-dick June 17, 2010