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(random number) second rule

When you drop food on the floor and it takes you longer than 5 seconds to pick it up, you shout a random number larger than 5.
*drops food
"(random number) second rule!"
*picks up food
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AIG Golden Rule 

Do unto others before they start looking for you.
The rewrite of the Golden Rule into what is now the AIG Golden Rule, has ruined business dealings for everyone, and bankrupt the country.
AIG Golden Rule by Guido1 March 21, 2009

movie theater rule 

When going into a movie theater to choose a seat, the first seats that people look for are in empty rows, trying for as long as possible to not have to sit in the same row as another person or group of people. This is repeated until there are people in every row and then you HAVE to sit in a row with other people.
This is the movie theater rule.
This rule is offen appiled subconciously with out even realising it.
I applied the movie theater rule as I chose my seat from the seats availiable.
movie theater rule by ABlueOrange November 11, 2008

Golden Rule 

It's not gay when it's in a 3-way. Not to be confused with the ethnic of reciprocity.
the lonely island song about the Golden Rule

10 Second Rule 

If a female does not enter within 10 seconds of a porno that is showing naked males it is a gay film but if a female enters the film within ten seconds it is not a gay film. AT ALL!
Hey Bob why are you watching gay porn? Oh its not gay if a female enters the film within 10 seconds. That's the 10 second rule
Ja Rule is a huge Tupac wannabe, i think thats obvious to the world now. His flows are cheap and childish, his lyrics are unintelligent and boring and he always quotes Tupac and tries to sound like him. Any real Tupac fan can see through Ja's web of crap in his lyrics and find the Tupac copied shit in them. Will Smith would probably beat him in a battle rap for gods sake! P.Diddy as well!
Ja-Rule in 'whats going on'
This is such a Tupac styled rap, except its not as intelligent. I think its been almost copied from a song called 'danger signs'.
What's going on in a world filled with pain
Where's the love for which we pray
What's going on
When our children can't play
Homeless can't eat
There's got to be a better way
What's going on
When we politically blind
Can't see the signs of endangered times
What's going on

Ja-rule by Markus23 October 11, 2006