A person who acts like they're interested in activities such as skating, listening to certain types of music and dressing a certain way in order to gain attention of people instead of being themselves.
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When someone is acting way too deep, mysterious, or “intellectual” for the situation — like they’re trying to sound profound but nobody asked. Usually accompanied by slow speech, cryptic phrases, and a dramatic stare into the distance.
When someone is acting way too deep, mysterious, or “intellectual” for the situation — like they’re trying to sound profound but nobody asked. Usually accompanied by slow speech, cryptic phrases, and a dramatic stare into the distance.
Example:
“Bro was staring out the window during brunch talking about ‘the duality of waffles.’ So porsepherous.”
Alternate usage:
“Don’t get all porsepherous on me just ‘cause you watched one documentary.”
“Bro was staring out the window during brunch talking about ‘the duality of waffles.’ So porsepherous.”
Alternate usage:
“Don’t get all porsepherous on me just ‘cause you watched one documentary.”
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A close relative of Poseidon’s Kiss, this is the exhilarating feeling of refreshingly cool, semi-moist air circulating your anushole after flushing the toilet while still sitting upon it.
I was having a fucked-up day until I went to sit down for a grumpy shit and was blessed with Poseidon’s Breeze tantalizing my butthole.
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Get the Poseidon’s Breeze mug.S’approprier quelque chose qui appartient à quelqu’un d’autre, sans dissimuler son geste, et souvent avec une certaine familiarité ou provocation complice. Le verbe implique une relation (affective, amicale, ou de confiance) dans laquelle le vol est visible, annoncé, ou même attendu, bien qu’il ne soit pas forcément consenti.
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Get the Pomser mug.Derived from the judgmental label "poseur", this word with obvious origins and usage attributed to Canada is most often used by hosers, and a recent influx of wanna-be posers. See also: insecure losers.
*Browses recently taken face pics on camera*
Attractive model: "Noooo, you didn't get me at the right angle!"
Obnoxious Canadian: "Poser"
Everyone else: "..."
Attractive model: "Noooo, you didn't get me at the right angle!"
Obnoxious Canadian: "Poser"
Everyone else: "..."
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by CryJeet September 15, 2025
Get the Posebil mug.A poser is a little bitch who acts like they know and associate with something(a piece of media) when they really don't know anything about it. They like to make it their whole personality but when you ask them the most simple of questions about it they suddenly can't remember or "interacted with it a looong time ago"
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Yeah I know you don't really like anime you trend hopping dick riding dork
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"Oh my god you fucking poser."
"Oh my god you fucking poser."
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