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piped

Piped (verb)

Investment slang: To be blindsided by an unexpected financial loss, often due to unforeseen market events, bad investments, or sudden economic changes. The term likens the experience to getting hit by a burst pipe—quick, unexpected, and often leaving a mess to clean up.
"I thought my portfolio was rock solid, but then energy stocks crashed, and I got piped hard."
"Did you see that earnings report for Inferior Minus? Anyone holding that stock just got piped."
by ann oldman November 21, 2024
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Pants pipe

Pantsing someone then shoving a pipe bomb up there ass until you reach the intestines
by Account unknown April 19, 2023
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faggy pipe

The intes,tine of a gay man.
Let me see your faggy pipes
by VynilAngel June 18, 2018
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pipe-wrench

Verb: to pipe-wrench
1) To bash away at a problem as if banging on it with a pipe wrench or other heavy object, applying possible solutions arbitrarily until one works or worse, taking arbitrary actions until the problem becomes solved by one of them
2) To angrily coerce a piece of software or machinery into functioning as intended as though beating it into submission with a wrench
1) I could use some help - I'm just pipe-wrenching this code right now
2) Zoom is working now - I had to pipe-wrench it by turning it off and on again and again
by Balloonie-cat1 October 21, 2020
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Fart Pipe

A person's anal cavity that has been so stretched out by anal penetration that when the person farts it comes out it sounds like the breeze coming by.
After I fucked Jaylyn last night she was a fart pipe.
by kingkeizer April 21, 2018
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pipe welding

Docking after jizzing. When it dries, your "pipes" are welded together
I almost ripped my foreskin off after pipe welding with Buzzy.
by Perpetual_Stiffy December 10, 2015
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Exhaust Piping

This an act you do with your sexual partner with a vehicle, it's when your partner turns on a car, puts it in park and revs the engine as hard, whilst you insert your dick into the exhaust pipe and start fucking the car exhaust pipe while they are revving the engine causing your dick to burn
I heard Tyrone and baljiet did the exhaust piping!
by bigblackcockandballsinmynose December 30, 2019
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