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Mason Parker Esquire

Using my email and just got charged $349.99 by the geek squad for his yearly subscription.
Hym "Drone strike Mason Parker Esquire today. Immediately. Or find him and kill him. Either way, my email is far too specific for it to be a coincidence. Get him out of here."
by Hym Iam August 13, 2025
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Feral Paralegal

A feral paralegal is an unsupervised or barely supervised (as in, “I met the lawyer once at last year’s Christmas Party”) paralegal who cranks out divorce and custody documents, prenuptial agreements, wills, and other documents typically for a flat fee commonly ending in “99”.
According to the Great Marshal Willick, Esq., feral paralegals are unlicensed, unregulated paralegals, operating divorce mills either entirely unsupervised, or under the farcical fig leaf of a token listed attorney, who often is not even in the same city as the paralegals being “supervised.”
by BadAtty October 22, 2025
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pride parker

he is an obedient cute good boy who wants to be dominated
by parkers_husband2308720934 December 3, 2025
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Bum Drunk Parade

When you get so drunk it is obvious to people around you that you will permit anal sex if propositioned
Joan "Check out those completely pissed girls"

Karl "Bum Drunk Parade"
by laurab193 June 1, 2011
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Diamonds On Parade

"Hey man we should have an Andre night tonight"
"I was thinking more of Diamonds On Parade"
"Yeah something like the Great Gatsby"
by Diamonds On Parade September 27, 2014
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Hosting a parade

Taking 7-12 capsules of Kratom, preferably supernova from the smoke shop on middlebelt and ann arbor trail
We are hosting a parade at 7.
by The sickiest guy alive February 9, 2015
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jerry lee parker

Mr. Spontaneous is a sweet, kind, wonderful man who also a guitar playin fool of passionate love makin jam. He's a strange fella. But keeps things interesting and mysteriously exciting. Persistent and determined to seek what he desires. Tends to sniff test everything. Allergic to raspberry filled donuts. Saves his belly button lint. Jerry Lee Parker is a artist, poet, musician, writer, singer, creator and master of love.
by LoveYouPikachu October 1, 2015
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