cpr x misery

a tiktok song that is VERY EXPLICIT

CPR X MISERY BEST PART
Tight as a vi^^^n boy don’t get nervous (tight)
I’m here to serve you customer service (right)
I save d^^k by giving it CPR (I save d^^k by giving it CPR, YES)
Put my mouth on it like CPR (let’s make p^^^ and watch it on VCR)

by ichxco February 11, 2022

X-ing balls

to be high on MDMA to the point of gurning, sweating and declaring your love to anybody and everything without hesitation. ballz to the wall

"dude, he was X-ing balls so hard that his shrimp dick was hella moded".

by childishadult March 23, 2008

Aqua x Ruby

If you ship this incestuous... 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜
Consider sending yourself to hell for a change would ya :|

and never touch anime 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 again

Person 34: Aqua x Ruby is THE peak ship in Oshi no Ko history.
Person i(√-1): *sigh* I wish you were imaginary like me for shipping this eel dick bullshit.

by Brocseespec August 08, 2023

chloe x warren

Perfect couple.

Chloe x Warren for life ppl

by November 23, 2022

ys x beerus

the best duo in the uk for sure.

David: “Who’s ys x beerus?”
K1: “The best duo in the Uk bro”

by Jaqzhino August 08, 2023

Lil Nas X

He is the Old Town Road Holiday Roblox Man 😍😍

guys Lil Nas X old town road holiday roblox man is here!!!

by FruityYeonjun 😋 November 17, 2020

isabella x jose

Jose confessed to Bella on February 6, 2023. It was the end of the fourth period, Bella already suspected Jose was going to confess to her. All her friends were so excited for him to confess to her. When the whistle rang Bella thought Jose wouldn't say anything since it was the end of the period . BUTTT Jose came up to Bella with his friends and fumbled with his fingers and he clearly looked nervous. Bella was not surprised about what was going on but her friend Chloe was choking her so hard out of excitement, Bella then pushed her off and looked at Jose. Jose sighed and then mumbled "Do you want to go to the valentines dance with me?" Everyone started screaming especially Chloe, Bella didn't even answer his question yet. But Jose took it as a yes and walked away with his friend hyping him up. Bella was blushing so hard that she looked like a tomato. Her friends were hyping her up also and teased her about it. One of her friends Crystal even recorded it.

YOOO HAVE U HEARD ABOUT isabella x jose ITS THE BEST SHIP IN LVM

by cupidfantasy February 06, 2023