Packing The Pipe

When a man goes to the local Rona+, he goes to the plumbing section and tries to find the exact shape, length, and width of his erect phallus by trial and error in a PVC Pipe.

Did you hear about this? A random homeless man broke into Rona+ last night and I heard rumors he was Packing The Pipe!

by Rionox March 20, 2025

pipe tree

another word for a hemp tree

Guy 1: "Dude, he has a pipe tree in him backyard."

Guy 2: "Let's smoke it."

by ilikebananasinmymouth69 June 28, 2010

Pipe Head

The act of performing oral sex on someone as they work on the plumbing in your house.

I was so grateful to Elliot for coming over and fixing my sink I gave them Pipe Head.

by Melborneyarrl August 7, 2023

pipes

pipe/pipes is another meaning for a blicky or in other words a gun

oh shits theres the oppz waving there pipes

by fat.tooka November 11, 2020

in the pipe 5x5

Where viper will put you if you piss him off

Viper's got you in the pipe 5x5

by DAKFCBOl June 20, 2021

Sleep through the pipe

To have sexual intercourse with a male

Dude 1:yo did you see that chick?
Dude 2:yeah dude what about her?
Dude 1:she's gonna sleep through the pipe
Dude 2:nice one

by Pseudônimo October 29, 2020

piped

Piped (verb)

Investment slang: To be blindsided by an unexpected financial loss, often due to unforeseen market events, bad investments, or sudden economic changes. The term likens the experience to getting hit by a burst pipe—quick, unexpected, and often leaving a mess to clean up.

"I thought my portfolio was rock solid, but then energy stocks crashed, and I got piped hard."
"Did you see that earnings report for Inferior Minus? Anyone holding that stock just got piped."

by ann oldman November 21, 2024