Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably.
"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the crack piper of the mind's doodie."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 3, 2023
Get the Crack Pipemug. when a male has an erect penis and bends it down while the female is on her back with her vagina facing up. the male then does squats into the female.
by mr chichi May 5, 2010
Get the Louisiana crack pipemug. by MongoBalls June 20, 2025
Get the Golden Pipemug. by anonymous April 10, 2024
Get the alice skin pipe linemug. by SackFondelation223 July 31, 2021
Get the Water Pipingmug. When one man fucks another man's penis.
The manoeuvre requires two erect dicks; the first one being held steady by the recipient as the second one is forced into the first one's urethra.
Pipe Cleaning requires a tremendous amount of preparation to pull off, mainly a lot of breathing and urethra stretching excersizes by a willing recipient.
Pipe Cleaning is an extreme evolution of "Docking".
The manoeuvre requires two erect dicks; the first one being held steady by the recipient as the second one is forced into the first one's urethra.
Pipe Cleaning requires a tremendous amount of preparation to pull off, mainly a lot of breathing and urethra stretching excersizes by a willing recipient.
Pipe Cleaning is an extreme evolution of "Docking".
by Flingbot Shitsmear May 18, 2015
Get the Pipe Cleanermug. by Seleneisnotselene_26 January 31, 2023
Get the Pipemug.