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Jerking the Jerky

When your dick has a sunburn but you proceed to masturbate against your better judgement.
"Troy's laid up in bed after jerking the jerky."

"Should've taken a cold shower to stop from jerking the jerky."
by StevethePeeve April 19, 2021
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Jerking off onto Lucky Charms

Being at your rock bottom living in your office closet, jerking off with a limp dick and the cum lands in a pile of cereal dust that you had dropped two days ago.
Hey! Have you seen Bob lately?
I heard that he fell off the wagon in is now jerking off onto Lucky Charms.
by Oreosgirlfriend November 8, 2020
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Jerk wipe

A term used to describe anyone youd call a "dickhead" or a "bozo".

Its literal definition is cum rag, or anything representing something a guy would wipe his cum in after doing his business.
Innocent person: "hey, hows your day goi-"
angry person: "Shut the fuck up you bitchass jerk wipe, i dont give a damn about your day!!!"
by Other freaky mud lover July 17, 2025
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Jerk

When its jerk you just know yzm. And when it's not jerk then well....
Eg 1: "Yo dah gyal deh Jerk yf " (Yo that girl is fine af)

"Yeah man she jerk fr bro" (Yeah bro she fine fr)

Eg 2: "Mi run di game an bun dem easy — jerk ting."
(translation: I dominated the game easily.)

"Yow, di freestyle weh him drop? Pure jerk, mi tell yuh."
(translation: That freestyle was fire.)

Eg 3: "Di man step out in full black, wallabees pon foot — jerk from head to toe."
(translation: That man was fully dripped out.)

Eg 4: "Mi nah stress nuttin, mi deh pon jerk mode from morning."
(translation: I’ve been unbothered and running things all day.)
by Blacboyjb21 July 18, 2025
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Jerking Off in 4k

To do something absolutely meaningless, but do it big or be extra about it.
"I don't know why he's doing all this. He might as well be jerking off in 4k."
by FoxFae March 5, 2025
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Jerk

- The rate at which the acceleration of an object changes in respect to time
- The first time derivative of acceleration (velocity/time, m/s^2), second time derivative of velocity (position/time, m/s), and third time derivative of a position vector
- Denoted as j, its units are m/s^3
- Followed by higher-order time derivatives Snap, Crackle, and Pop because physicists are awesome
- Also a word one might use to insult someone else’s unsavory personality
Random Person: You’re a jerk
Nerdy Jerk: hahathejokesonyouyoujustcalledmeachangeinaccelerationovertimeandIdonteventakethatasaninsult
by Mr. Kholi October 5, 2021
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Jerk Burglar

Robbing a house while jerking off in nothing but a man-thong, shooting his bodily fluids onto the furniture.
Bro, my house is covered in cum, I think a Jerk Burglar was here.
by 28getalife April 10, 2025
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