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Dirty Nathan

When you tell your teacher in class that if you shag a toaster you’ll burn your cock then smile as the teachers face starts to go red
Friend- omg someone did the dirty Nathan in class today

You- i heard the teacher shouting for him to leave the class
by T0asty June 13, 2022
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Nathan

The gayest man alive. A failure to his parents and anyone else he meets. He’s very short and his manly beard does not make up for it. His black hair does not protect against his inability to play soccer without injury. He is short, and like an ant or something. He loves his dogs too much which is such a red flag.
Nathan is not hot, he’s short, stop being a communist.
by Zachimusasianmen June 28, 2024
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Nathan

Nathan is a short person who lives in big areas he likes A-list women and he hates water
Nathans friend:drink the water dude. Nathan:you talking to me?
by ITSMESSEDUP April 9, 2020
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Nathan

the worst guy you'll ever meet I swear I have never met a Nathan that didn't make me want to rip out my liver so bad if you see one get a taser and pepper spray and tbh a gun
person 1: Oh hey look its Nathan!
person 2: EW WTF *cocks gun*
by Chives >:3 April 28, 2024
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Nathan

Short As fuck, He is very self-obsessed and over confident all the time. Big-Time show-off
He likes sports. He likes to beat people up brag about it. He enjoys getting in trouble
If you get him mad he will threaten to punch you in the face even though he actually doesn't.
He is like the follower of the story. When you see him with his friends its best to stay away but when your online with him he's most likely to be nicer and kinder to you.
I just stole your scissors
Nathan is short.
by Araiie April 19, 2022
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Nathan

Nathan is simply the most handsome guys in the world.
Also clever and friendly, he is also a good dance and he’s so sexy, bring him to your bed as soon as you can
Every time you need to describe something really beautiful, it is used to say “Nathan instead amazing/handsome/beautiful
by Covidday19 November 23, 2021
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nathan alexander

Nathan Alexander is a small guy with a big attitude. He watches rom coms every Friday night, and doesn’t have many friends.
What’s his problem?
Must be a nathan alexander!
Does he realize we could just kick him over?
by Sexiest mofo June 5, 2021
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