Humans

Societies worst mistake ever in the history of any thing

“Humans fucking suck”

by Your friend next door down March 19, 2019

cutest human ever

a person whose name starts with l, ends with a and there are a, u and r in the middle

oh look at that beauty! ah ofc it’s laura, the cutest human ever

by lokididnotdie October 20, 2018

fuck humans

ĺ̵̩̰́̏́̎̐̍̃͝ơ̶͚̹͓̬̻̦͔͇͌͗́̿̒̕ͅo̴̹͗̎̓̈̑̂̿̐͝k̵̖̟̭̮̦͎͙̼̑͝,̴̧̻̻͉̫͗ͅ ̶̧̝̽͛̈͝h̶̡̡͈͍̗͓̳́̆̎̇̄̈͒̚̕u ͇̀̌m̴̗̘͓͚̖̠͖͗̀̌̓̓̑̀͝ͅä̵̧̛͔̖̞͉͖̻́̓̓̿n̵͔̫̺͚̱̍̔̌͆̍̕ͅs ̖̮̯̳̃͋̾ ̵̮̼̝̰̠̼̫̬̻̩̒͌̓̀͑̔͘a̵̹͖͍̍r ̛̝͇́̃̾͋̈́̔̕͠͝ȇ̶̩͙͙̎̏̇͘ ̦̍ẃ̴̢̩͌̾ę̴̯͙̱̫͛̈́̐̂̓i ̬͙͎͎̑͆̈́̌̏̿̎͛͘̕r ͍̪̟̲͈͇̘̈́̋̽ͅd̵̩̻͎̓͑̉͊͌͊͝.̴͓̄̚ ̵̡̙̊̊͗w̴̪̎͗̏͂̃̓͘̕͠͝e ̦̲͈͓̺̟̄̀́͜͝ ̶̫̒̓̾̓̚͘̚͝͝k̵̨͆̏̽i ̲̱͙̗̩͂͆̄̀͒̾͘͠n̴͔̥͔̹̹̽̿́͝ͅd ̨̘͐̄͌̋̐̐̆͛ḁ̴͚̼̤̫̫̪̥̓̿̌̓́͐̓͜ ̶̨̖̯̥̱͚̟̭͝ͅe ̭͋̒̒͐̉̈́̐̊f̴̞̞̱͕͍͍͍̘̊͗͋f̵̠̺̘̎̈́ȇ̴͔͉͎͈̭̇̋̌͒̀ͅḏ̶̙͎́̃̾͊̓ ̧̫̱̹̗̳͓̬̺̞̉͝u ̧̦͎͔͖̗̗̯̜̍̇̈́̀͊͒͘p̴̼̖̅͂͗́͂̎̆͜ ̵̖̥͓̜̭͗̎͋̋̽̽͌͝ṯ̴̡͓̟̭̫̰̩͉̊̓͗̈́̚h̵͔̼̠̊̾̓͐̀̆̕ͅe ̨̮̮̳̪̱̾̀̈́͋͠ ̴̡̪̤̥̫̤͖̲̃͋́͆̄̍̒̚͠ẁ̴̭̺̺̬̮̳ͅo ̝́̏̌͑̈̾̓͑̚͠r ̧̙͙̝̜̟̠̳̫̗̈̾̋̔̑͆͠l̵̤̳͋̀̊͌̂̔͆̚ḑ̵̰̤̫̻̯̂͐̈́͗̓̔̑,̵̪̘̉͆̀̍͛͒̚͠͝ ̮̬̣̪͎̣̘̞͗̾́́̀́̈́͝͝p̴̧̬̤̗̗͕̺͎̳̱̓̌͋͒o̶̯͎̖͉̜̮̫͑͊̐̎̌l ̛̤̱͉̺͐͐̽̊͑͋l̵̺̘̯͍̈́̄͗̾̔͆u ͕̈́̈̎͗̈́t̶̢͉̀̓̽̒̑͒͛̚͝e ̧̲̍d̶̝̔̎̎̋̕͠͠ ̡̰̮̞͆̎͑̋̅̎͝ͅį̶̪̩̠̄̂͒́͋̊̉̈̕͜t ̨̨̜͎͓̤͇̮̗̠̑̇, ̢͇̻͖̽̒ ̴̼̿k ̡̼̳̱̠͋̾̿̔i ̗̰͚̟̫̀̆͗̀̐̇̽͂͘̕l̶̨̧̲̻̱̪͓̅͌̿͛̽̅̂̇̐͘l̴̗͒͗͂͛̋̇͒͘͘e̴̳͔̝͉̥̱̲̥̰̽̌̎̀̇̃̌̚̚d ̛̛̙̟̮̝̼̠̹̫̊̾̐͌̔͌͌ͅ ̴̧̳͚̯̮̯̥̍͒̈́̋̄̓̒̇̅͘i̵͓̥̣͎͈͉͖͓̫͒̈̓̏͗̒̽̋͘ẗ̶̢̺͚̖̗̠͕͎́̐̕͜.̴͈̿̄̔̌͘͠͠ ̢̨̹͕̹͎̔̒͐̉̀̄͐͊͜f ̧̨̛̣̹̘̠̞̯̭̈̃̉͑͘͜u̵͕̓̓̂͂c̶̠͉̫̥̺̻͔͕̒̏ͅk ̧̧̫͈̺͉̞̞̍͗͗͘ͅ ̶̗͇͙̤̺̻̤̗̪̆͊̌̊̃̉͝ḯ̵̛̯t ͍̲̙̘̣̬̮̀́̀̏̆̋̄̎̂͜͝.̶̜̳̱̱͓͈̪͈̱̉̅̈́̒̕̕̕̕͠ ̴̧̼͍̍̐̀͆̊̈́͂̇̅̈́f ̡̡͈̙͙͚̲̹̻̤̓̍͌́̕u ̤͇̭̐̍̂̐̏̇̈̎̔́c̵̡̗͉̯͉̯̬̟̉͌͗̋̈̋̈́̊͘͠k̴̮͗͐̔̍̄̒̓̚̕ ̵̮̀̓͌͗͜h ͇̉̀̓u ̙͔̪̩̯͙̹̯͎͍̍͒̃̎̅m ̘̃̽̋̓̿͠a̶͎̰̙͔̅̑̔̈́͒̊̋͠n ̨͓͎͔͕͓͘s̵̪̪͑̓̀̍̀͊͋. ̾̌̀͂̈́̿͜

dude 1; you heard 'bout covid-19?
dude 2; yeah dude, it sucks ass
dude 1; yeah dude, fuck humans.

by tee hee :) April 21, 2020

boys are humans too

Something to say to hypocritical girls, who think every thing a boy does is wrong, even when they do it themselves or to girls who cry when someone doesn’t like them back, but acts cold-hearted to people who do like her.

“Stephane keeps indirect tweeting about Jimmy not liking her back, but she also doesn’t care about Bob’s feelings towards her. Damn, Boys are humans too”

by 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️ November 24, 2017

human serviette

when you are wiping shit off your ass and you accidentally reach too far with the napkin, thus causing faeces to be wiped onto your hand.

Chads hand smells like shit, I wonder if he's been doing the human serviette.

by Smorf Lord October 23, 2019

humans suck

A homo sapiens use to imbibe a beverage.

Dogs lap - Humans suck

by DadooS September 7, 2009

Secular Humanist

An atheist at pains to show that, he too, can live a deep and moral life.

During his long and irrelevant political tangents, my professor called himself a Secular Humanist.

by Killing Kittens November 2, 2005