Fingered It Out

The A-HA! moment. When everything goes right, you fingered it out!

Hey homie, I finally fingered it out why this chick is all over me.

by Seth The Wagonmaker January 26, 2010

Finger-Blasting

When one blows up another’s phone with messages.

Callie stop finger-blasting me! I’m in class!

by TStone98 January 1, 2018

middle finger boner

Raising the middle finger.

Jeremy was being such a dick this afternoon that i decided to give him the ol' middle finger boner

by gaysharks January 21, 2011

Chinese Finger Trap

When two people in a sexual relationship insert their fingers/fist into each other's assholes while in a 69 position.

Guy 1: How'd it go with you and Becky last night?
Guy 2: We were great until she wanted to do the Chinese finger trap.

by f1ngerblaster December 4, 2018

gorilla finger

a line of cocaine the size of a gorilla finger

$trizz hates doing bumps, he prefers to do fat gorilla fingers of coke instead.

by Uphill $trizzy October 11, 2006

Finger Tanning

The act of instantly tanning one's finger by swiftly inserting a finger into someone else's asshole, followed by an equally swift removal. To expedite the process, use the asshole of the "someone" right next to you, in any situation.

Robert: Hi Earl! Every time I go tanning, my fingers never get tan. What can I do about this?

Earl: Well Robert, my good friend Clive once told me about "Instant Finger Tanning."

Robert: Hmm, sounds interesting. How can I do that?

Earl: By sticking your fingers all the way up my ass Robert! That's how!

Robert: WOW! That sounds easy!

Earl: Easier than dingleberry pie Robert. Easier than dingleberry pie.

by 2slick December 12, 2010

fat got fingered

Used to drop, or change the subject at hand.

"Yo man did you get with that girl last night"

"Hey man fat got fingered"

by Chris is Weeiiiid February 16, 2005