pooppants drunk

Lumpy gravy that is released from the rectum when so under the influence of drugs or alcohol. Not to be confused with pisspants drunk, as this is the next level of drunkenness.

Bob was pooppants drunk, and then we smelled it.

by James Crackcorn August 23, 2011

pukepisspooppants drunk

See pisspants, see pooppants, see it all at once.

Tim was pukepisspooppants drunk, he fainted, and released fluids from every orifice.

by James Crackcorn August 23, 2011

Russian Drunk

Being extremely drunk off vodka. A person who is Russian Drunk may be found arguing, fighting, slurring speech, or passed out in the bathtub.

We are going to get Russian Drunk off this SVEDKA.

Man that fool is Russian Drunk!

by milehighjoe February 5, 2012

fat drunk

When you eat so much that you find it physicly harf to move or think without help

Person 1: oh i eat so much like 10 of those, um, french pastry things with chocolate in them

Person 2: pan au chocolat?

Person 1: um, maybe

Person 2: go home you're fat drunk

Person 1: ok can you help me up

by ohdear9762 August 3, 2013

Draper Drunk

When you get as drunk as Don Draper from Mad Men.

Lets play Mad Men drinking games and get draper drunk.

by hilts88 November 28, 2013

peak drunk

The drunkest moment of your life.

I was peak drunk on my 21st birthday.

by MechJack October 7, 2016

sad drunk boy poem

An angsty sad poem which is badly written because the poet/author was a drunk 20-sum year old boy who got his heart broken in a melodramatic way and is unable to cope with simple life problems, and that of which is what his poems reflect

*In English Class*
"What kind of stuff does Eddy write?"

"Oh, He only writes Sad Drunk Boy poems."

by English Student411 January 28, 2017