Epic Beard Man

A fucking racist asshole that decided to pick on a poor black man just because of his race. When the man defended himself, he got a thrashing from the older man and required medical assistance. Police further investigated the story and found out that the elder man was on drugs and mentally unstable at the time. A sad sack of shit, poor excuse for a living being. Gives a bad name to white people, and perpetuates the idea that all black people are ignorant. One word: Obama.

He is epic as in Epic Fail Beard Man.

White supremacists, go fuck yourselfs.

EBM: I'm a 67 year old unstable racist asshole on drugs. I will beat you up because you are black. When you retaliate, I will kill you.

Black guy: What the fuck did you say about my race?
EBM: Shut the fuck up. *beats him up*
Black guy: you are sued. Didn't even kill me, haha racist ass hole. Enjoy your days in jail, retard.
EBM: Nooo I'm such a Nazi fucktard, why am I so fucking racist and stupid? I am not an epic beard man!

by Anonymous1610 September 18, 2010

Beadsmith

A beadsmith is someone who smiths beads. They often wear colored beads around their necks.

Man 1: Hey, those are some nice beads!

Beadsmith: I know! I made them myself!

Man 1: You must be a beadsmith!

Beadsmith: Why yes, I am!

by Beadsmith April 6, 2010

Beard Shadow

When your beard is so massive and manly that it begins to stand out in your shadow.

Friend 1: Hey man what do you think of my beard?
Friend 2: Man get that bitch ass little beard outta my sight, that thing doesn't even have its own beard shadow.

by Skunkjewce November 7, 2014

Beamed

you get a nice fresh cut.

boyyy, i’m beamed ofn.

by bigdm February 6, 2021

Gandalfs beard

When a gentleman ejaculates on a females throat. no higher then her jawline tho. cause the effect of a long stringy white beard.

you can call me bilbo cause i gave that fuckin ho gandalfs beard last night.

by JamersAllenJones September 23, 2009

Ja beam

This is the word mean to be used in video games or in any situation where a massive lazer of insane strength is fired. It can also be used with things other than lazers but it's principal use is with massive lazer of destruction

Laser Tower: Firing lazer...3...2...1...

Player 1: Holy shit! a Ja Beam!

player 2: crap the Ja beam got me!

by Tirago February 5, 2010

Gingery beard

Eats, sleeps, and watches t.v. Likes baseball. Steals souls.

Woah, look at that gingery beard. I bet he has no soul.

by baby eater45567 December 11, 2010