Inferno Audio

The greatest place in the world to get anything aftermarket installed

Dude your car is awsome, who did all this work... Inferno Audio of course...

by InfernoRi December 31, 2011

blind audit

Randomly audit a class

I was bored so I randomly walked through a randomly-selected academic building on campus where I saw a group of students in a random room so I walked in and blind audited.

by gnilrets March 27, 2015

Lettuce audio

Unnatural, hollow-sounding, overly crisp audio used a lot in video advertisements.

Half of the reason why I can't stand Youtube ads is because of the frequent use of lettuce audio. I don't like feeling like my ears are biting into a head of Romaine.

by sweet_rolls July 27, 2016

ambient audible rubbish

Unintelligible ambient sounds or voices produced by sound overlay.

The band was so bad it sounded like ambient audible rubbish.

The ambient audible rubbish at the after party was so loud I couldn't hear myself think.

They were working on a program to interpret ambient audible rubbish so it could be understood.

by Ontological June 25, 2018

pharmacy audio

Used to describe anti-audiophile quality audio equipment typically obtained from a pharmacy i.e. budget earbuds, headphones, and bluetooth speakers.

Those earbuds are pharmacy audio. Take a step above that pharmacy audio and get yourself some insert quality brand here headphones.

by BC_FL November 8, 2018

German Audubon

Deutschland's famous network of flyways, where our various and assorted feathered friends are welcome to flap and flutter along as fast as they please --- speed limits are merely suggested and optional.

Due to the high-speed travel of a majority of the German Audubon's airborne commuters, one should always keep a sharp eye out for any and all road-signs along the way, to avoid unwanted collisions with hurtling masses of feathers and hard muscle. For example, if you see a sign that warns, "Beware of low-flying waterfowl", you should immediately **duck**... okay, okay --- it's a terrible pun, but you know you love it. :P

by QuacksO April 27, 2019

Penis Audio

Definition: When a man misinterprets a woman's sincere, non-sexual request for or offer of something as a sexual advance. In other words, he "hears" with his penis.

Example:
Female coworker: "Can we get together some time this week and go over the new brochures?" (Inner thoughts: "Sigh. I hope he doesn't think I'm coming on to him. I really hope he has his penis audio turned completely off this time.")

Male coworker: "Of course." (Inner thoughts: "She wants to fuck me." )

by Vlad the Clown April 7, 2020