Joe Tazuna

someone who is incredible and sweet and likes dogs

but dies by getting all their blood sucked out by giant tubes

hey remember benjamin he just dieddddd omgggggggg he's such a Joe Tazuna

by JoeTazuna'sWaifu December 15, 2020

rescue joe

A drinking game, invented by a man who can only be described as smokes, who lives in Southington CT. In this game, a person places a GI Joe in another persons drink unexpectedly. That person has a small ammount of time to finish the drink, thus rescueing joe from an otherwise watery, malt-filled grave. If the person doesnt finish the drink in time, then they are forever known as the dumbass who let joe die, and are immediatly tagged on some part of their body/cloths with a permanent marker.

You bastard, you didnt rescue joe!...tag em..

by Smokeahauntes April 19, 2008

Doing a Joe

When you don't know how to react to something being said by others so you just make a hmm noise

"How are you?"
"Hmm"
"Oh you're doing a joe"

by Saafe November 20, 2016

Camel Joe

What happens when men wear pants that are too tight; a male Camel Toe

That guy's camel joe makes it look like he's smuggling golf balls!

by miss.joe March 4, 2010

Joe-bag

Popular word in east Tyrone and north Armagh for condoms.

Here lad, do you have any joe-bags?

by OGarmaile January 2, 2019

jogger joe

A Jogger Joe is usually a Caucasian male who jogs with his shirt off and wears a fitted baseball cap backwards as he makes his way through the highways and byways of Oakland, California. He typically runs along Lake Merritt, where he seeks out homeless people and throws their stuff into the lake. He claims he does this to help keep the city "clean". Jogger Joe is related to BBQ Becky, Landscape Lexi, Permit Patty and Pool Patrol Paula.

Dude 1: Did you hear about that asshole jogger throwing that homeless man's belongings into Lake Merritt?
Dude 2: it's the town asshole, Jogger Joe. His people called the police on the black folks over at the park be sure they were BBQing with a charcoal grill. His life is pretty simple: "run with a sense of entitlement".

by GG Allin July 5, 2018

Sloppy Joe

Usually as the result of an acute onset of needing to shit while out in public, you desparately manage to find the nearest public restroom. You don't have time to fiddle with putting down the toliet paper so you employ the hover method. Unaware, you have developed a bad case of diarrhea since your last crap. Needless to say, you leave a messy situation for the next person to contend with, that is know as a Sloppy Joe.

Dayum, you should have seen the Sloppy Joe I left on the toliet seat at that Japanese restraunt the other night.

by Perv Johnson October 2, 2010