Gym Membership Card

The one thing that you still have from when you were optimistic about being fit, but now lives alone on your desk. The only thing that no matter what, you can't promise to use.

Woah, you got a Gym Membership Card?

Yeah, probably not gonna use it though.

by The Living Walking Dictionary February 8, 2023

nia card

biggest shit eater ever

god damn that nia card girl stinks

by joemama888883739 February 9, 2023

Gift cards

Money but you can only spend it on fuckass woollen carpets from ‘Home Solutions’. Don’t be a retard, put money in the fucking card.

Person 1: What did you get me for my birthday?
Person 2: Some gift cards for woollen carpets
Person 1: Boy, fuck you! You smelly shit licking bastard! Just give me normal fucking money!

by Mr. Horny Dinosaur September 28, 2025

Face card

Said when someone has a beautiful face that stands out, looks good in all angles, is photogenic, etc.

“Ashley is so beautiful, bro. Her face card never declines.”

by soleada October 25, 2025

Face card

Said when someone has a beautiful face that stands out in group pictures, looks good in all angles, etc.

“Ashley is so gorgeous. Her face card never declines.”

by soleada October 25, 2025

.0.Avenida, Balls In Yourz Mouth, Card Board cardboard CARD bOARD, DESVIAR, Extemporaneous, Esotéricas, Foresight, Holeztjkt, Kolezjht, Quolezjft.0.

.0.Avenida, Balls In Yourz Mouth, Card Board cardboard CARD bOARD, DESVIAR, Extemporaneous, Esotéricas, Foresight, Holeztjkt, Kolezjht, Quolezjft.0.

.0.Avenida, Balls In Yourz Mouth, Card Board cardboard CARD bOARD, DESVIAR, Extemporaneous, Esotéricas, Foresight, Holeztjkt, Kolezjht, Quolezjft.0.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. October 29, 2025

Card game shenanigans

A game made by Alphaeus where the card game is extremely unbalanced, but the game isn't for competitive, its for fun

bro that round of card game shenanigans was so fun!

by Yo why lowber November 5, 2025