Willy

1. A term used for small dick men
2. Someone with the name "William." most likely a total simp, and or creep

Person 1: Who is that 40 year old man on the sidewalk
Person 2: Will with his small willy

by Plxmyaa February 12, 2022

Mega Willy

the outcome when 3 very good male friends decide they need to take their relationship to another level. Taking place usually in a third party bedroom (e.g. Four star hotel or higher) the 3 musketeers will all slowly remove their clothes, take a deep breath then proceed to plat their members into the now famous 'mega willy' as the penises entwin the 3 friends can reflect on what a marvellous time they have had up to know and think of the excitement still to come.

Ah it was amazing, we did mega willy last night we're even closer now

by Dr. Platcock MD November 23, 2016

willy wisher

One who wishes for a willy; a "slut".

Girl 1: "dude you're such a willy wisher"
Girl 2: "I don't got a boyfriend, so ya, I am wishin' for a willy"

by Willy wisher March 23, 2017

Uncle willie

A mainly Scottish originating term referring to one's penis.

E.g. Eric Clapton song "hand jive" the lyrics "doing the hand jive with uncle willie" meaning that the individual described was indulging in masturbation.

by Kingcobrakenny October 27, 2017

titty willy

n. A wet willy, but with a tit instead of a finger.

Damn it Carly! Do not give me a titty willy!

by King Kenobi July 13, 2017

Willy Dango

Something that embodies everything that is on trend with the cranberry lifestyle

Buddy was really off da Willy Dango tonight skoony

by Bmb Bino November 28, 2018

Willy Wanka

It is when you are doing doggie style and then giving her a wet willy at the same time. But it has to be anal.

Girl i am going to willy wanka you so hard tonight.

by Dbickhead January 29, 2025