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glenbard west

One of the prettiest schools in the united states. home of duchon field, one of the best places to watch a football game as noted by usa today. home to some of the richest people in the county and the biggest snobs
glenbard west by Suck it Trebec April 29, 2005
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An incredibly good-looking guy. Often very well built. Very modest & gentleman like, but willing top go on the wild size. He very rarely drinks, but when he does, he changes. On the whole an amazing guy, with a decent sized package
Girl 1: omg, you have to meet my new boyfriend! He's amazing!

Girl 2: Ah, he must be a Wesly!
Wesly by agirl12343 June 29, 2009

West Vancouver 

A town upon the hill looking out towards Vancouver, Canada with three high schools: West Van High, Sentinel and Rockridge. Let's just say its the Bel-Air of the Van-City region, where the kids of rich lawyers, doctors, diplomats, engineers, consulates, various terrorists that sough asylum from countries that are persecuting them for innocent deeds, and the rich and famous of the Vdot region flaunt their cash about to prove they're hot.

Strongly connected to Bowen Island, where stoners head out to find a little mj with no risk of police presence.
Send out a search party, I can't believe he went to West Van with that much bling. He obviously was waaay to ghetto/urban to be goin' into a place like that. If we don't find him in two days, he'll either be a hardcore stoner or a preppy bastard.
West Vancouver by Catmka January 11, 2005

Kanye West

Verb- to Kanye West: To effectively end one's professional career by one's own actions in a specific and unforgettable fashion (e.g., Coming up on stage and interrupting another performer's awards show acceptance speech).

Remarkably, said actions may rally masses of less-educated individuals in support of the Kanye-er, thus insuring the offender another opportunity to embarass him/herself on national TV.
"Whatever happened to <insert celebrity name here>?"

"Don't you remember when he punched that old lady at the supermarket?"

"Oh yeah he really pulled a Kanye West."

or

"Oh yeah, he really Kanye'd that one."
Kanye West by HA357 September 14, 2009

Case Western Reserve University 

n.

Synonyms: Case, Hell, Nerd's Xanadu, pit of despair from which you shall never escape

Case Western Reserve University, formerly known to students as CWRU (pronounced "crew") and now called by the administration-enforced moniker "Case", is a small engineering and science oriented college in the ghettos of Cleveland, Ohio. This insidious institution lures prospective students with promises of graduation within four years and well-paying jobs soon after.

Once these new students arrive, they quickly realize the truth. Segregated in the “North Residential Village”, a desolate collection of rundown dorms far from the center of campus, freshmen are confronted with the complete lack of campus activities and the sheer tedium of day to day existence. Surrounded by introverted computer geeks who seem on the verge of spontaneous combustion every time the sun appears and uniformly unattractive members of the opposite sex, students quickly turn to Case’s high speed computer network for solace. Here some freshmen have been known to download multiple gigabytes of pornography while simultaneously maxing out their bandwidth allotments.

Once the academic year begins in earnest, things only continue in their downward spiral. Apathetic professors and incompetent TAs pile mind numbing amounts of work on their students, quickly reducing them to burnt-out husks of their former selves. In response, some overachieving students have resorted to unabashed ass kissing to maintain their grades, while the most intelligent students leave Case at their earliest opportunity. Those who remain become malleable zombies ideal for low wage labor in Case’s many “student employment” positions. Tests are difficult at Case, and after finals the near-suicidal students stumble home looking for work to replenish their tuition-depleted bank accounts.

Unfortunately for upperclassmen, matters do not improve in subsequent years. Classes get harder, life gets duller, and hair gets thinner. Ulcers eat away at students as caffeine intake is increased to cope with the larger workload.

Let this be a warning to any prospective students who are considering Case Western Reserve University. Turn back now and choose a better school, before it is too late…
Overheard on the Case Quad:

You think you've had it rough? You have no idea what I did with Prof. XXXXXXX for my math grade!

West Virginia 

A state that is -not- part of Virginia. It is commonly mistaken for "western-Virginia". This mistake is most commonly made by non-Americans who think they are amazing at Geography.
West Virginian: "I'm from West Virginia."
Englishman: "Oh! I know people from Richmond!"
West Virginian: "Yeah! And I know someone from Glasgow!"
West Virginia by xMaeveRochex December 23, 2010