Arabian Washcloth

An alternative to tea bagging. The man wipes his ball sack (sweaty) on an others face while sleeping.

"Oh my god, my face smells like ball sweat. Did some give me an Arabian Washcloth last night?"

I didn't want to risk my nads tea bagging, so I gave him the Arabian Washcloth instead.

by Lettuce Inn June 2, 2009

The Washington Post

One of the most prestigious & credible news organizations along with The New York Times and Wall Street Journal. After all, the paper is the reason why Richard Nixon resigned.

While Trump supporters hate it, but it's also a thorn to the sides of every Bernie Bro because they despise that an evil billionaire like Jeff Bezos owns it and when reporters write pieces to let readers know that Bernie Sanders is a divisive old goat making proposals that are economically impossible. Cults don't like it when their almighty leaders get fact checked.

The Washington Post isn't fake news. Sorry Trumpers and Berners!

by Soul_Driver November 6, 2019

Washington Football Team

The most sorry team name in the NFL

The Washington Football Team is sorry they lost to the Panthers

by KoolKydChris November 25, 2020

George Washington

A term used to describe a penis that is one quarter erect. Not quite a half chub, but also not just a limp dick

Alex: Damn that girls titties were nasty as hell

Stephen: I don't know man they still gave me a george washington

by Stephen Strouse January 6, 2009

washington state university

Best community college in the state of Washington

Yeah, I went to Washington State University before going to a real school

by Do Lo August 2, 2006

denzel washington

The greatest actor ever to walk on the face of the earth. Sometimes refered to as "the zel" because he pwns that much ass in his movies, that he can have his own nickname. I wouldnt be the least bit surprized if the zel was actually god or the mesiah that the jews have been looking for. He even did a queer nickolodian commericial and made it greatness. If you disagree with me then you are retarded, AND THE ZEL WILL SMITE YOU WITH HIS ALMIGHTY ACTING SKILLS BITCH!

My friend:dude im gonna get fucking LAIED tonite
Me: Denzel Washington has a new movie out
My friend: ZOMG!! im going to tell mirah carey right infront of her TITS that im going to see the new zel movie!!
Me: your right the zel owns mariah carey

by slizzamin samuel September 17, 2008

Dish Washing

That act of a female performing oral sex on a male for money.

Jim: Where did Jessica get all that money?
Tom: I heard she has been dish washing Steve and Eric.
Jim: Really? How much does she charge?

by Teddy V January 7, 2008