Toilet act

The act of defecation. To pass solid waste. Dropping the kids off at the pool. Splashdown. Giving birth to a live eel. Reverse sodomy.

The intruder performed a vile toilet act upon the Secretary's Chair and Cushion before leaving the scene of the crime.

by The Boston Sausage Strangler August 14, 2019

Toilet Dash

When you’re rushing to the bathroom because you gotta poop so bad.

Aw man, I gotta make a toilet dash!

by Conn-06 October 9, 2019

Toilet

A bowl you-Eh you know what I'm just gonna stop here.

Moooooooommmm I dropped your phone in the toilet.

by madog7864 & gameluver November 20, 2019

Toilet Paper

When you want to toilet paper Laura's neighbor's house but Kirk suggests you use her sheets instead.

If we use Laura's sheets to toilet paper their house they can use a blacklight and DNA testing to find her.

by Kirk Loveday December 7, 2019

Thoiser’s Law

Thicc thighs does not always guarantee thicc booty. Some bootys are flat but have thighs so thicc that you think their booty is big.

Thicc booty does not derive from thicc thighs. That is because booty thiccness are vertical with thin thighs.

I used Thoiser’s Law to calculate if she had a big booty or not
“The thick thigh theory”

by Roadman Rajesh March 3, 2020

Toilet wisdom

When you take a shit at work thinking about the problem you are currently strugling with and suddenly you get an idea how to fix it.

Greg! Herman! I know how to fix that damn bug! I was taking a dump when the toilet wisdom enlightened me!

by rufik March 9, 2020

Toilet Paper

The thing Aussies need most during the Coronavirus COVID-19 outbreak.

Toilet paper.

by Dybala Fan March 16, 2020