hand insanitizer

The suggestion that you need to wash your hands, and wash them again, specifically with a product that no longer exists, until you become insane with anxiety.

She had scrubbed and scoured her fingers and palms until they were raw, her bottles had all been emptied, and she was on the edge of crazy, needing to find more hand insanitizer.

by Monkey's Dad March 21, 2020

Magnetic Hands

Someone who steals from someone else aka pickpocket

That woman who comes round to clean grandmas house has magnetic hands

by Doncorelone April 8, 2011

curry hands

Too much fake tan on your hands making you look like you dipped ur hand in curry

"Wow aisling has curry hands today not a surprise"

by Asho6969xo August 15, 2017

Parisi Hands

A drinking game similar to Edward forty hands, in which you take 3 to 4 beer cans and grab them with both hands. Then a person duct tapes the cans to your hands and you drink the beers.

I wanna get shitfaced tonight, let's play Parisi Hands.

by TheManHimself45 October 19, 2010

key hand

a man who is horrific at fingering women

“yeah......... he definitely has a key hand”

by gaybitch69420 May 26, 2018

Portnoy hands

A trader who gets scared and sells. Then watches those with diamond hands land the profits

I wanted to hold, but I was a pussy. I had Portnoy hands. I sold early to watch my wife’s boyfriends rich uncles take all the profits

by tharulerr June 25, 2021

Hungry Hands

When you are holding way too many items in your hands.

Danielle got hungry hands as she cleaned out the car.

by Lovedreambelieve June 19, 2022