California Traffic Jam

When two men simultaneously penetrate each other during anal sex.

P1:"Man... that California traffic jam had me stuck in that one spot for hours."
P2:"I know I got stuck in one this morning, and it was great."
P1:"What???... both tunnels were full... in both directions."
P2:"I know... It almost made me late for work this morning."
P1:"What are you talking about? You live right across the street, you walk to work."
P2:"Wait... you're talking about a real traffic jam... never mind."

by D'Indah MaDeeque December 23, 2016

blue veined log jam

When you are a man and you have sex and a few hours later you have to pee bit the crusty jizz is blockng the way causing a sharp pain.

"Damn man I forgot to clean things off after I banged Sheila last night. Thought I peed glass for second."

"Dude, blue veined log jam... you always forget."

by Leper Khan November 15, 2017

Strawberry Jam

1. Strawberry jam is a sweet preserve made from strawberries and sugar. It's typically spread on bread or toast.
2. (sometimes abbreviated SJ) Popular mod from the game Celeste. Has 5 lobbies with up to 20 maps each and a "final challenge" which combines elements from every map

1. you should try eating strawberry jam its so good ngl

2. well if you're looking for a popular Celeste mod you can't go wrong with SJ

by mb6fbhsphdrcb April 20, 2025

Jam Roll

Jam Roll refers to Parole when in prison - and hopefully getting some!

'I'm putting all my hope on Jam Roll this year...'. or, 'he's got no chance of Jam Roll'

by thecleaner March 20, 2022

apricot jam

someone whom is about to end their life

*in bio*

‘apricot jam’
*translates to*
‘i’m hurt and am thinking of taking a long sleep’

by apricots April 19, 2021

day jamming

Wearing pajamas in public in the day.

I saw Mrs. Schneibly at the grocery store, she was day jamming

by Day Jammer October 16, 2016

Jam

A word to refer to a lucky event or situation.
The embodiment of luck in its physicial form.

*scores a goal in the 94th minute*
Oh my, that was jam

by Chegers April 10, 2017