think tank wank

when you bust a nut only with your imagination or replaying memories of events in your head

commonly performed when internet access is poor

my phone ran out of charge and i lost my charger so i had to have a think tank wank instead.

by Toe_Cutter October 28, 2023

septic tank whale

beautiful human being. confident in their body. intelligent like whales. filled with joy

damn! that sure is a good looking septic tank whale! i wish i could date her.

by drizzydrake13 November 18, 2023

septic tank whale

A person who is loving and confident in their body. They are always full of joy. Everyone loves to be around them.

That girl over there is one hot septic tank whale

by Nerdygamer557 November 19, 2023

Tilley Tanking

When you're so low on diesel that even a tenner won't move the needle on the guage.

I'm not sure I'm going to make it to the meeting without fillling up, I'm Tilley Tanking

by Theyellowdartsmith November 21, 2023

custard tanks

A massive pair of jugs which are carrying more dairy delights than your local milk float.

“Phwoar, look over there Stuart, it’s Kirsten Custard Tanks”

by BahamGroag November 27, 2024

Asizie Tankam

asizie…… from bulletbound…

asizie tankam: are you kidding me kimex

by sageshades December 27, 2023

Multicrew Tank Combat 4

A roblox semi-realistic tank combat game that requires actual crew members. Good luck finding non-retarded teammates while being attacked by 4 Mi-8 Helicopter.

Someone: Hey wonna play Multicrew Tank Combat 4?

You: No.

by Why do I choose this country February 3, 2024