Turkey Bowl

"The act of placing one's testicles into a paper bowl in the hopes of turning your team's luck in favor"

Jarod: "Shit, the Indians might actually win the World Series."

- JT: "Fuck, guess I gotta Turkey Bowl it."

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Turkey

Someone who "Gobble gobble gobbles" on a lot of dick.

Last Thursday at Taka sam was like a turkey. She just kept gobbling on dick.

Turkey by Dan The Man <3 October 17, 2017

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A delicious cuisine one would nosh on after school, or when you simply cannot be arsed to cook dinner.

"mum, what's for tea?"
"I'll just stick in some phat turkey dinosaurs"

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When you go for a fist bump and switch it to a high five.

Yo bump me man!
Ok!
(Switches to a five) TURKEY FIST!!!

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A plastic tie used to bind a turkeys legs. Also called cable or wire ties. Also used to shut up young disbelievers.

"Hand me those turkey ties, Jesse. This turkey is a fighter"

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That babe has some turkey pits!

turkey pits by Botulism November 11, 2017

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An asshole that is too small

My dick can’t fit in your turkey splicer.

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