river shark

A very rare shark that lives in fresh water rivers, normally small with lasers on there head to attack the pray... eats smaller fish and drags the larger fish to their mother for food

I almost died from a river shark last night!

by The neatest neacheous March 25, 2017

Shark

Noun — A term used to describe powerful, street-smart, or dominant individuals who are confident, wealthy, or potentially dangerous. Often refers to people who move boldly in nightlife, business, or social scenes — those who “hunt” opportunities or attention with confidence and aggression.

“Out with sharks” = spending time with bold, high-status, or risky people who command attention and influence.

by LuxeLogic October 9, 2025

shark siren

when you've had a nasty blaster stuck up there all day and you can't help but moan when it comes out, to both express your relief and alert nearby casualties.

*moan*
what was that omg
that was just john sounding the shark siren!
shark siren?
yeah, to let us know he is relieving himself anally.
oh

by jubilousjohnjumoingforjoy October 12, 2021

Love Shark Day

April 3rd, we will all show our love and affection towards "SomeRedShark", a moderator of Floppa's Cafe, a 5k member discord server.

HAPPY LOVE SHARK DAY

by Physresoul April 2, 2021

Trade Sharking

Trade Sharking Is When An Experienced Trader Exploits A New Trader's Lack Of Knowledge To Get Their Items At A Significantly Lower Price.

"Someone Just Traded Me This Item For Mine. He Says Mine Is Only Worth One Dollar And The One I Got Is Worth A Hundred."
"Dude, You Got "Trade Sharked". You Just Got A One Dollar Item For Your One Hundred Dollar Item."
"why does trade sharking exist. :c"

by Peht March 16, 2025

Laebies shark

Laebies shark is a real shark that exists

“My favorite shark has to be laebies shark”

by W0rmy July 30, 2022

Shark

Most people think it is a sea creature, but it is in fact a way to have sex. Only those most experienced at having sex can have shark sex because it is very deadly

Bob: Hi Dick.
Dick: Oh my god Bob I just had shark, something you'll never be able to do

by maximitis May 14, 2025