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Sausage Date

Where you invite a bunch of people to a gathering and only two dudes show up.
Where going to have a awesome rave but then it turned out to be a sausage date.
by johnstone337 July 21, 2017
mugGet the Sausage Datemug.
a redneck term meaning " thats amazing" , "i hate you" , " i am so exicted". nobody knows what it refers to as " the texas valley" , but top scientest have discoverd that it might be the bathroom where a quagina happend.
" i am as happy as a hickory smoked sausage in the texas valley" said the red neck.
by cam clyde November 5, 2009
mugGet the hickory smoked sausage in the texas valleymug.

Sausage Tube

A vessel for a penis such as a throat, a vagina or a butthole
Down the ole' sausage tube 🍻
by Buttoncottage September 1, 2023
mugGet the Sausage Tubemug.

Sausage Basher

A man whom loves sausage(generally a human penis). He worships it all day and will never give up if there is a sausage possibly going.
Oi Dave Smith, that guys done nothing but look at you, what a Sausage Basher!
by Peter Griffin12 February 28, 2011
mugGet the Sausage Bashermug.

Sausage Washer

A person who regularly partakes of the cleansing of sausages aka penis, dicks, cocks, shlongs, etc, etc, with their mouths.
WHAT?! You didn't know that Andy was a fuckin' sausage washer? That kids queerer than a 2 dollar bill, we're talkin Liberace style.
by Whodi aka Weezy September 2, 2010
mugGet the Sausage Washermug.

sausage sniffer

Hey sausage sniffer tacos are better smelling than penis
by Slurped buttface December 8, 2024
mugGet the sausage sniffermug.

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