Some curly haired chicken fucker who is on the spectrum. Often has no patience and his first reaction to everything is anger even if his mum bought him a car... angry. Also Daddies money. Most likely dates the dead carcass of a bulldog that can be plotted in cylindrical coordinates. Jerks off to anime and attempts to suck his own dick at least once a month.
by Chrissssssssssssssyah October 26, 2018
"GUYS ANIME IS THE BEST, I HAVE NEVER MET A REAL PERSON, OR RETAINED A REAL CONVERSATION" I look like world hunger as a person. Literally has a crush on a girl who's making an effort to turn male, have you seen "her" lately?
by HelpMyColon! January 13, 2022
kiara ryan is me, kiara is kind women and a baddie, go die if you’re not me! 🦶😱 kiara is also cold hearted but also soft tehe~ 😣 ALSO HAS A GOOD FASHION STYLE.
by hispanic toes July 25, 2021
Ryan is a really great guy who can relate to you easily. He always cheers you up when you're feeling like a pile of trash or you're mad at some person (whatever it is). He's the only person that can text you back immediately which makes you feel less alone. You can talk to him for hours and not get tired of it at all. He convinces you to make the right decisions, even if they seem bad. Never abandon him!
by Deebeesie July 08, 2021
by fkjsdhijdfahkjfsh December 11, 2018
Is when you grab ones tits and jiggle it around like a chimpanzee trying to open a banana. During that, you must be shitting on the ground for extreme pleasure.
I just did a Ryan Jungbauer.
by Gay Faggot Boy May 22, 2013
al ryan is so stupid
by urbanicpseudonym November 25, 2015