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PI Decoy Pump Fake

when you pump fake to your fastest receiver to get the referee to check for penalties which was made by Jordan Thomas Cooper.
by Coop Dupe August 19, 2023
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pump action pud pistol

Another term for the male anatomy.
Tonight I think I’m gonna go home and squeeze off a few shots out of the ol’ pump action pud pistol.
by Dr. Shirley August 31, 2023
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Pump Station

A space that is always set up and ready for a guy to sit down and masturbate. Often a desk that has everything needed for a good bate session. A Pump Station often includes: a computer that stays at the station always set up and ready to turn on; headphones; lube; poppers; fleshlight/jack-off-sleeve; tissues; cum rags; wet wipes for cleanup; etc.
I just upgraded my pump station. I added a 45" screen, a holder on the side of the desk with three different lubes, and a droor for my cum rags. Now that everything has its place I can be hard and batin' to large screen porn in a matter of 30 seconds.
by elliot_ October 3, 2023
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sewer pumping

When you're eating out a dead chick and someone jumps on her stomach!
He was going to town on the corpse we just dug up. So I decided to get the sewer pumping!
by StukaMaduka October 5, 2023
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Pump Bottom

A pump bottom is a chromosomal XY “male” who prefers lying in the supine position with erect phallus facing upward. “He” necessitates the sexual partner (a chromosomal XX “female”) to be vaginally mounted on “he/his” fully engorged penis, participating in a rigorous sexual act until “he/him” reaches orgasm. Simultaneous orgasm is an added benefit.

A Pump Bottom is truly fulfilled when engaging with a compatible “Power Top.”
While on the couch, Marie got on top of Bobby to have sex. As a Pump Bottom, Bobby planted both of his feet firmly on the floor to engage his entire body to thrust into Marie ever so harder and harder until they both climaxed.
by ChelseaMavin April 6, 2024
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triple pump fake

dropping something and failing to pick it up 3 times in a row (usually after a long day followed by a mental breakdown)
when you’re already having a bad day and you get hit with a triple pump fake 😔
by kribba April 18, 2024
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