Tool-box

A person with no humor,someone with predictable humor which seems to have been taken straight out of a movie he just saw...a box, square, tool.

-If you are reading this and do not quite understand what I am talking about, you are most likely a tool-box.

-that guy just called me gross for farting in public...Ya, he sure is a tool-box.

-The guy at the party ran around all night yelling "fuck me beautiful" because he just saw American Pie on DVD and thought it would be funny to say that all night to pretty girls just like Stiffler...He is clearly a fucking tool-box.

by Jake T III December 24, 2008

dookie box

Term used to refer to a young woman's tight-looking ass, especially if she's wearing tight-fitting jeans. Not generally used in reference to a man, unless the speaker is gay or a redneck female with absolutely no regard for her own reputation.

Joe: "Dude, what are you looking at?"

Steve: "That chick's dookie box, bro. Check it out!"

Joe: "Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice."

by Whiskey Drinker Me January 5, 2010

hop box

Stephen Thompson is a white dude that thinks hes a nigger talks about hop boxing over a shed

Hop boxing is a niggera way of saying they jumped over something.

LIKE OH MY GOD WHO THE HELL CARES

#quotesfromPETERGRIFFEN

Hop boxing is a niggers way of saying the jumped over something

by 0741250063 December 3, 2016

box hoopie

like the car hoopie, this is a older van that shouldn't be allowed to be driven around or just used as a beater vehicle. not too reliable but still able to be driven around.

hey, did you see that van. it's definately a box hoopie from the old, beat up condition it's in.

by tater-salad November 20, 2009

lunch box

a familiar term for a fat guy (usually your friend, or hetero-life partner)

"Hey, Lunchbox!!! Check out the tits on that bitch!!!"

by jay February 5, 2003

head box

a box designed to hold a sex slave allowing just the head and arms out for obvious reasons and sliding it under the bed whlie it is still occupied

I cant believe she was in a head box for three months!

by phil June 22, 2004

Dougie Box

When you take a pizza box and put your dick (usually your finger) and deliver it to an unsuspecting victim

Man, I heard that dude sent out his Dougie Box to that girl right ova there.

by DougieFreshSun June 3, 2010