Magic

The sexyest man ever. Also known as Magic, the best CS:GO player alive.

Oh, look there is Magic, my favorite CS:GO player ever! Hasta luego!

by REALmagic September 7, 2021

Magic Glizzy

The male equivalent of "voodoo clam." Dick that's so good it makes even the most shut down, women-hating men become entirely dick whipped and craving for more.

Bryce's magic glizzy is so good I not only cancelled girls night three nights in a row, but when he texted "u up" at 2:30am I was already waiting at the door

by WednesdaysSong June 16, 2025

magic office ride

Unlike a magic carpet ride, the magic office ride sucks. It is a sarcastic term for being called into your boss' office and repremanded.

Kate: GDI this is the third time this week I took the magic office ride. I'm about to quit this job >:(

by h8 the magic office ride February 7, 2010

magic swizzle

Antiseptic mouth rinse required prior to performing oral sex on a particularly small or fragile penis.

Other doctor: Did you see the tranny in the ED tonight? Super hot!

Doogie: I know right! I had to turn down his or her blowjob offer... couldn't find the magic swizzle.

by EdRoyce March 22, 2023

Magic Johnson

noun, plural Magic Johnsons

The often fantasised appendage of a muscular young male.

Jake: Bro, If i'd could name Nathan's junk; i'd call it his Magic Johnson.

by Voyceee June 25, 2017

Night Magic

A term used to describe what happens when the sun goes down and real-world problems no longer seem to matter.

I'm not sure if it was the alcohol or the night magic, but I definitely want to see him again.

by DiscoDelight September 24, 2011

Magic fingers

worst operative manager in the world, annoying boss (it also can be an old teatcher, HR , annoying boss, annoying neighbor). She's/He's sneaky, with a fake smile on her/his face all the time; She's/He's happy only then when h she/he makes YOU unhappy; basicallt Cruella de vil, satan on the earth. Doneld trump for example.

-magic fingers is already here?
-no she will come at 9AM

-magic fingers wants to see you!
-shit !

by xunamun February 24, 2019