Matthew: YOU LOOK LIKE MY BIG TOE
by ET at home December 31, 2021
Get the Matthewmug. Matthew is a guy who I liked for 6 years and then stopped liking him because I realized how ugly and disgusting he looked and plus he was racist so honestly he’s a bitch. Don’t ever like matthews, they’re all fake bitches tbh
Matthew looks like shrek
by habbababababbababbagaba69 February 11, 2023
Get the Matthewmug. Matthew is the love of my life. He’s the most popular guy in my year group. Smirks a lot, loves to annoy you, and is easy to become friends with. Say hi to the Matthew in your life for me 😁
“Oh look that looks like your next crush”
“I wonder what his name is”
“Probably Matthew. Look, he’s grinning at you”
“I wonder what his name is”
“Probably Matthew. Look, he’s grinning at you”
by Recruit.2 November 17, 2021
Get the Matthewmug. usually Matthews are tall and cringe. his best friend is probably his female cousin. he gives all his money friends though and writes essays to people on their birthdays. when you meet a Matthew you will be unsure whether he is gay or not.
by Vladimir Gluten September 1, 2021
Get the Matthew, a friends opinionmug. by GooseWrangler May 5, 2018
Get the Matthew Colpusmug. Beautiful inside and out. Has ur back to the fullest until you fuck up the relationship and then ur screwed.. He's kind, caring, the way he is in bed is undescribable because of the amount of orgasms he makes sure u have. A kinky loving mother fucker. Also a wonderful father and friend.
by Definitely an understatement September 29, 2021
Get the Matthew Vanordenmug. Matthew is a terrorist who goes up to you and rapes you for no reason, he is very Gay and at the same time smart in Logic. If his smiling then your fine but if his smiling with an isis flag and a bomb vest then u better run for your life.
by Laden911 October 17, 2019
Get the Matthewmug.